I think I may have broken up a SC and her boyfriend. (Little long).

[greensinestro]

Well, if you did break them up, sounds like you did the poor guy a favor..

You did that guy a nice favor. He's probably afraid she'll teach him how to stoop to her dirty habits, let alone frame or have him implicated in a crime of higher magnitude!

[ArenaBoy]

*Commits semi-thread necrophelia*

Me: King of Arena Workers
MB: My Awesome Boss
MI: Male idiot
GF: Girlfriend of male idiot

Setting: VIP Chains, 10:30 PM Boss and I are chatting as we have nothing to do. Car pulls up. Guy had a stereotype ghetto voice. The nasally kind but with a baritone.

MI: Can I get through here man? *Directed at both of us.*
MB: Can't let you through, arena rules.
MI: Come on, it ain't that crowded, you won't get in trouble.
Me: Rules are rules can't let you through.
MI: I don't want to deal with this bullshit, let me through man!
MB and Me: We can't let you through!
MI: No body will give a fuck if you let me through!
GF: LISTEN MI!! SHUT YOUR FUCKING MOUTH AND LISTEN TO THEM!!!!!!! THEY KNOW WHAT THE FUCK THEY'RE DOING YOU DUMB SHIT (Bossman and I are having a hard time not snickering) JUST TURN THE FUCK AROUND!!!!!!!
MI: To us: Guys are just losers who make $7 an hour. Little shits.

At this point while he was still there, boss and I started to make up gloom stories for the both of us, each one getting worse and worse. Eventually he left but we got to how many times we got whipped in a single hour while waiting for the rush.