Ah, pizza shop SCs. (kinda long)

[Jack7957]

Okay, anything?
Mmm, cheeseburger pizza.

Had it, got the funny story to go along with it. I was at a local grocery store that has a pizza stand inside also to get a couple slices. Looking at the selections and see the cheeseburger pizza and decide I'm going to get that. Meanwhile a mother and her two boys are deciding what to get and I hear the boys say they want cheeseburger pizza. The mother tells them she doesn't think they'll like it, since it doesn't look good. Guy takes my order for a slice of it, and the mother gives me that look. I tell her, it's just like a cheeseburger, just pizza crust instead of a roll. I left before they ordered so I don't know if the boys got it or not, hopefully they did.

I've also had Chicken Cordon Bleu pizza. The cafeteria where I used to work would have CCB as a entree every couple of weeks, and if they did not sell out, they next day they'd use the left overs for pizza. So it would be the chicken, ham and cheese with the sauce over top of it all.

[Pezzle]

White Pizza with Broccoli and hot pepper flakes on top for the win. Or that veggie pizza with zucchini and squash Capuano's ftw

Anyway, my only experience as an SC came when I was ordering from Papa John's in high school. Placed my order at: 6 PM, was still waiting at: 8:30 PM. Patient kid. Granted, my place was a little difficult to find so i had christmas lights on so he could find it (they were geniuses not putting numbers on townhouse doors wtf). So at 8:30 I call up and try to see where my pizza is. I'm around 16 at the time and my mom had to leave at 7, figuring the pizza'd be there soon so she left me with the cash and such... This woman answers and was just hellblind livid. I'm asking very timidly..

Me: Hey I ordered a pizza um... 2 hours ago or so and it still has not yet shown. -repeats order w/ name and phone # for verification-
Person: Well he came to your door and left because nobody answered the damn knock.
Me: There was no knock. My computer desk is literally, I'm not joking, 1 foot from my door (big open townhouse)... nor did he attempt to use my doorbell, it's loud as sin.
Person: You calling me a liar?
Me: No I'm just saying maybe he had the wrong house, they don't number our--
Person: LOOK you little boy I'm tired of dealing with you, I'm fed up with it I'm not bringing your pizza out because there's nobody home, the person who ordered it isn't there!
Me: That's my mother.. she had to leave because the pizza did not get here before 7 and...
Person: I TOLD YOU KID I'M TIRED OF ALL YOU! -hangs up-

so I was pretty pissed. My friend calls back and he was far less timid and such. I've changed since then but... He was like "First of all, you called me best chick friend a boy. Second of all you insulted us becuase we're in high school but you have no right to do that, we're quite hungry, blah blah etc etc SC type sounding stuff but remaining very calm" so he gets transferred to the manager, Mike.

Mike comes out to my house...to my surprise with two freshly made non-spit in pizzas. I recieved an apology letter from the now ex-employee, and Mike to this DAY even though I now live 800 miles away from that town, offers me positions as a delivery driver

also:

@ Gurndigarn:

I'll take grilled alligator, green peppers, onions, diced tomatos w/ minced garlic and marinara.

[Gurndigarn]

@ Gurndigarn:

I'll take grilled alligator, green peppers, onions, diced tomatos w/ minced garlic and marinara.

Now, if you'll look at my original message, you'll notice that I specified that it had to be availible locally.

DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT COMPLAINING ABOUT THE FIND PRINT ON THIS BOARD.

You want alligator, you have to bring your own.

[Pezzle]

You want alligator, you have to bring your own.

You think I wouldn't plan on that because.....


I have to order it from Louisiana when I want it. It's mad tasty. I wouldn't expect ANYONE to be able to find this locally, ha ha

And also in true spirit:

BUT THERE WAS NO SIGN SAYING YOU DIDNT HAVE ALLIGATOR WAAAH!

[habitofbeingright]

Just don't let my ex-boss hear you say that!!
I got written up for letting her know I like pizza with white sauce!

She's black, and took offense...

I'm a less than attractive white guy engaged to a drop dead gorgeous black woman and I could see something like this happening between us. She and I have a running joke from why white coconuts are a dollar more each than regular coconuts and in this situation i would probably get a play slap for saying I prefer the white sause I can see it now: me looking her dead in the eye (please understand we both have very unique senses of humor) and tell her "yes dear, i do like the white sause better what are you going to do about it" then i duck or brace myself

[AFpheonix]

I regularly invite people over for homemade pizza. It's absolutely disappointing just how many people, when I ask them what they want on their pizza, just say cheese or pepperoni. C'mon, guys, I can add anything available in a supermarket. And I'm gearing up to do a pepperoni ham sausage peppers double olives pizza for my family, and you want just cheese?

Ooh ooh! I'll take a garlic base, with spinach, artichoke heart, roma tomato, and eggplant, please....

Oh wait, I'm half of a continent away....

Pezzle- they serve alligator pizza at Pizza Schmizza. Unfortunately it's a chain only here in Oregon, with a few locations in Vancouver....

[Imogene]

"Whoever heard of pineapple on pizza??? You West Coast people are weird!!"

Mmmm, nummy, I found a chain restaurant near the house called Nick & Willies Take Home Pizza. They have a Hawaiian Pizza to die for. They do the usual, ham and pineapple, then add mandarin orange chunks.
Even better, they have a lunch special, only $5.36 for a personal size pizza and a fountain drink.
I've only ever seen my version of the cheeseburger pizza at Pizza Street. I've seen other Cheeseburger Pizzas, but they never even come close to the deliciousness-osity that was Pizza Street's. Mostly because, I think, it's never made with ketchup and mustard and pickles. No, you'll get cheese, ground hamburger, and like, red onion slices on a pizza. And it's just like, "NO! My poor, poor dreams! I'm so sorry, tastebuds."

[Lace Neil Singer]

I like the sound of the dessert pizzas that people here have described. ^.^

[Dreamstalker]

Pezzle- they serve alligator pizza at Pizza Schmizza. Unfortunately it's a chain only here in Oregon, with a few locations in Vancouver....

Alligator pizza? Yummy...have to keep that in mind next time I'm visiting family in OR.

Our second house in Montpelier VT was above a pizza parlor (Angelino's). We could literally walk down the back porch steps and get a pizza. My favorite then was pineapple, shrimp and Canadian bacon.

Now we have an awesome local place down the street. Portobello mushrooms, broccoli and Canadian bacon is our usual.

[Gurndigarn]

I have to order it from Louisiana when I want it. It's mad tasty. I wouldn't expect ANYONE to be able to find this locally, ha ha

And also in true spirit:

BUT THERE WAS NO SIGN SAYING YOU DIDNT HAVE ALLIGATOR WAAAH!

Tell ya what. We can pick up a lizard and chop it up. Or if you want redder meat, we can see if one of the local alpaca farms sells retail.

[Pinkie]

My favorite then was pineapple, shrimp and Canadian bacon.

My favorite pizza is from a little local place back home (Wausau, Wisconsin) called Angelo's.....they make the best Shrimp pizza ever!! Last time I went back for a visit, we had it twice!!

[Sofar]

C'mon, guys, I can add anything available in a supermarket. And I'm gearing up to do a pepperoni ham sausage peppers double olives pizza for my family, and you want just cheese?

Come on. Do I have to pretend I like things I don't like? I'm tired of doing that all the time. I don't like stuff on my pizza. It gets in the way.

[JustADude]

My personal favorite of all time (as a reward for staying several hours over my shift a couple weeks ago, I got to whip up whatever I wanted to take home) is my self-proclaimed Carnivore Special. It has:

1)Italian Sausage
2)Regular Sausage
3)Ground Beef
4)Bacon
5)Chicken
6)Salami
7)Ham
8)Italian Ham
9)Pepperoni
10)A metric crap-load of mozzarella and romano cheese


If it were there at the store, I'd have added alligator, emu, buffalo, and just about any other animal-product I could've found. Yes, I was punch-drunk tired at the time, and found it hilarious, why do you ask?


P.S. I wish I had your boss, DB!

[Pezzle]

Tell ya what. We can pick up a lizard and chop it up. Or if you want redder meat, we can see if one of the local alpaca farms sells retail.

Ok wait for it wait for it...


GRR WHERE'S YOUR BLOODY MANAGER I DEMAND MY MEAL BE COMPED! IN FACT, I DEMAND YOU PAY ME FOR THE INGREDIENTS! I WILL CALL THE BBB BLAH BLAH BLAH


Man, how do Customers take themseleves seriously?

=) naw it's cool man, i'd totally bring my own gator.