The Adventures of Rat Sofa Woman!

[Mongo Skruddgemire]

Nah, you still need a gigantic hamster/Guinea pig hybrid (dead, alive or merely comatose) before you move up to beavers.

Oh I don't know...If I wanted to dip even lower into the gutter I could have added a beaver reference to the list of previous contamination of the sofa.

If I wanted to dip lower into the gutter that is

Mongo

[Lace Neil Singer]

So it's a shape shifting zombie rat?

Be afraid, be very afraid...

Zombie Rat, coming to a sofa near you!

[Giggle Goose]

I smell a rat (pun intended! Wocka wocka wocka!)

Dammit, I really need to start reading threads earlier! I was going to put the same thing. Quit stealing my thoughts! Well, I guess I stole yours since it's now a few days later, but whatever.

[DGoddessChardonnay]

Oh I don't know...If I wanted to dip even lower into the gutter I could have added a beaver reference to the list of previous contamination of the sofa.

If I wanted to dip lower into the gutter that is

Mongo

Hmmm . . . in that case, this woman may allege there was a wet beaver on her sofa.

I think I really need to seek therapy for that . . . I am SO going to Hell.

[Crazyredhead]

Well hell, if she doesn't want the couch anymore, I'll take it. A good professional cleaning should do the job.

[Mongo Skruddgemire]

Well hell, if she doesn't want the couch anymore, I'll take it. A good professional cleaning should do the job.

That's a major part of the suck factor here. If the insurance company caves in and cashes out the sofa (highly doubt it) I'll buy the sucker myself and give it to a friend of mine who can clean it for me.

If it wasn't for the kids slobbering on it, I'd take it without the cleaning. Kid snark...EWWWW!!!

M

[Crazyredhead]

Kid drool doens't bother me. I have 5 kids and once you have been yakked on, it really a moot point. I have been drooled on so much, I coulda made another person with it.

[draftermatt]

And how much you want to bet she and the man whose soul she stole have gotten it on on that couch?

Wet beavers and salty couches indeed.

[Ackee]

zombie rat

Be afraid, be very afraid...

Zombie Rat, coming to a sofa near you!

Oh dear , I must run away....