I bet I know why your dog's barking

[Syndrn]

Ok, she wasn't really sucky - just clueless.

CC - Clueless Customer

CC: Your guy came out this morning to install an oxidizer and he left and I have no water. (small dog yapping non stop in the background)

Me: Hold on and let me call the tech and see what's going on.

*Me calling tech* Are you done with your install?
G: No and I'll be here for a long time (small dog yapping in the background - once again - non stop)
Me: Is your install for Clueless Customer?
G: I don't know the paperwork's in the van.

I get back on the phone with Clueless (dog still yapping)

Me: Ms Clueless, I called the tech and I can hear your dog in the background when I'm talking to him.

CC: Oh, I guess I should have looked outside. I can see him now.

[Mongo Skruddgemire]

Freaking moron! Do they think that water is magically produced in the house by little pixies taking a leak into the pipes?

They just don't understand that the water has to come from somewhere and that means that a tech will have to leavethe house to fix the problem.

Doofus!

M

[ShortTemperHatesStupidity]

Holy hell

"Here's your sign"

[ContraCorriente]

Dee dee deeeeee.