by law your my slave.

[ForestDragon]

Don't think I've ever listened to black metal but I think I'd buy that one.

Besides slavery being against the law here in the good ol' USA, there's also the little matter of "We reserve the right to refuse service to anyone." A sadly underused policy from what I've read around here, but a good thing to keep in mind when you get crap like this.

[Crow The Robot]

You could also quote the 14th amendment:
1. All persons born or naturalized in the United States, and subject to the jurisdiction thereof, are citizens of the United States and of the State wherein they reside. No State shall make or enforce any law which shall abridge the privileges or immunities of citizens of the United States; nor shall any State deprive any person of life, liberty, or property, without due process of law; nor deny to any person within its jurisdiction the equal protection of the laws.

this is from:
http://www.constitution.net

[Imogene]

We get that all the time.

Yup, yup. Got that a lot too. I'd be wandering the store and run into empty carts, no one even around. I'd let the coworker know I was running it back, and take it back to the other side of the mall.

[Becks]

Talk about severe entitlement issues.

I would've laughed at that man, too. Hey, I'd be laughing at him until all the breath left my body.

for him!!!!!!!!!!

[Boozy]

BY LAW YOU'RE MY SLAVE. Its almost *too* on the nose.
I love it. Its what every SC is really thinking, deep down in their evil heart of hearts.

[DGoddessChardonnay]

So . . . a couple of things.

Because you had no baskets, "by law" you a required to get his stuff? Where did this law come from? His ass?

I think you have found the answer to one of life's biggest mysteries there . . . it was in this guy's arse the entire time.

But then, when one thinks about it, I guess it would take a big asshole to have such "big" laws.