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May You Be Showered By Gold and Jewels
I shall speak of three people from this past night.
To you whom I'll call Stephanie, thank you for your upset reaction to the lack of a tip jar use within the company and for the $3.04 tip. You and your family deserve to live in bliss forever.
To you Val, your willingness to pay for a new sundae because you forgot to say no pecans made my giving you a new one for free all the sweeter. May your two boys grow up to be wealthy men who will dote upon you as much as necessary.
And to my co-worker M, your willingness to work perfectly and to never be discouraged by any customer EVER makes you eligible for a double in pay in my book.
You are all great, great people. I send you my undying gratitude and appreciation.
To you whom I'll call Stephanie, thank you for your upset reaction to the lack of a tip jar use within the company and for the $3.04 tip. You and your family deserve to live in bliss forever.
To you Val, your willingness to pay for a new sundae because you forgot to say no pecans made my giving you a new one for free all the sweeter. May your two boys grow up to be wealthy men who will dote upon you as much as necessary.
And to my co-worker M, your willingness to work perfectly and to never be discouraged by any customer EVER makes you eligible for a double in pay in my book.
You are all great, great people. I send you my undying gratitude and appreciation.