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  • I fell down laughing

    Mrs Frantic & I were up in Madrid one nice summer afternoon after a great meal of green chile cheeseburgers at the Mineshaft Tavern & we went into one of the local gallery/stores & I noticed the owner was wearing a gun (legal in this state).So we get to talking & I asked if any of the tourists ever freaked out.

    He told me this:

    "They'll first ask if it's real,I tell 'em of course it is.Then they'll ask if I've ever had to use it.'Nope' I'll say, 'they always buy something'"

    "If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous he will not bite you.This is the principal difference between a man and a dog"

    Mark Twain

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    Ha! I love it.
    The best karma is letting a jerk bash himself senseless on the wall of your polite indifference.

    The stupid is strong with this one.

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