Humanities future is scary....
Me: Tired rep
MM = Moron Man
Me : Thank you for calling Tech Support, my name is Darrien what can I do for you?
MM : My tv is stuck on channel 6.
Me(few seconds of silence on how to respond to that): Do you have your TV remote? Change it to channel 3.
MM: I do not have a TV remote.
Me: Ok then go to your TV and hit the channel buttons to change it to 3,
MM: I can't do that
Me: Why can't you do that?
MM: I do not know how to do that, just send a Technician out.
Me: Very well(losing my patience with this moron). Your scheduled for a Tech on Friday the 8th.
MM: That is almost a week away.
Me: Yes cause it is not a problem with our equipment but yours.
MM: Fine, send the tech out.
Me: Thank you for calling Large Cable Company you have a nice day.
note: I added the usual 19.95 formerly known as the lazy tax but now due to him its called the moron tax.
Me: Tired rep
MM = Moron Man
Me : Thank you for calling Tech Support, my name is Darrien what can I do for you?
MM : My tv is stuck on channel 6.
Me(few seconds of silence on how to respond to that): Do you have your TV remote? Change it to channel 3.
MM: I do not have a TV remote.
Me: Ok then go to your TV and hit the channel buttons to change it to 3,
MM: I can't do that
Me: Why can't you do that?
MM: I do not know how to do that, just send a Technician out.
Me: Very well(losing my patience with this moron). Your scheduled for a Tech on Friday the 8th.
MM: That is almost a week away.
Me: Yes cause it is not a problem with our equipment but yours.
MM: Fine, send the tech out.
Me: Thank you for calling Large Cable Company you have a nice day.
note: I added the usual 19.95 formerly known as the lazy tax but now due to him its called the moron tax.
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