The Ten Million Dollar Laptop

[Polenicus]

Now I know what I want for Christmas . . .forget the jewelry . . .

my very own satellite . . .

I will name him George and I will hold him and squeeze him and love him

... And equip him with particle beam weaponry capable of vaporizing a small building.

... What? You get the options on yours that you want, I'll get the options that I want! I want those billions sunk into the Star Wars program to start working for me damnit!

[DGoddessChardonnay]

... And equip him with particle beam weaponry capable of vaporizing a small building.

... What? You get the options on yours that you want, I'll get the options that I want! I want those billions sunk into the Star Wars program to start working for me damnit!

I'd prefer it not talk, thanks.

However, the vaporizing option sounds attractive. . . .

Now for the choice of colors . . . hmmmmmmmmmmm sucha lovely purple. Would you call that grape or aubergine?

[AriRashkae]

I want an Aludium Q-36 Pumpkin Modulator on mine.

[MadMike]

... And equip him with particle beam weaponry capable of vaporizing a small building.

I just want one that can scratch my ass with a laser beam from outer space.

[Naaman]

I want an Aludium Q-36 Pumpkin Modulator on mine.

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