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Reminds me of a command I saw on the system at my work:
"CD -- Cancel job and take a dump"
I had to laugh out loud at that one.
"CD -- Cancel job and take a dump"
I had to laugh out loud at that one.
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Sometimes life is altered.
Break from the ropes your hands are tied.
Uneasy with confrontation.
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I bet mine were worseQuoth gunsage View PostApparently, you have no idea what I used to call my classes.
Actually, my beginning C++ teacher had some pretty bad ones. He'd always ask the class what to call something, since everyone was typing along, it made it easier for us to organize stuff if we were the ones that named it.
Teacher: Ok, so what should we call this variable?
Guy in front row: Fuckbucket.
(He said this without missing a beat, it was brilliant)
Teacher *typing*: F-U-C-K-B-U-C-K-E-T.
That teacher was a freak. Awesome as hell, but a total freak. One of the best classes I ever took.
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I would laugh at that too. =3Quoth lordlundar View PostOkay, you have got to tell that to someone who has no clue about computers and have a camera handy. I so want to see their face.Comment
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Linux commands can get really dirty.
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The Rich keep getting richer because they keep doing what it was that made them rich. Ditto the Poor.
"Hy kan tell dey is schmot qvestions, dey is makink my head hurt."
Hoc spatio locantur.Comment
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Isn't there also "mount" and "get"?Comment
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I forgot about that one (never had to use it much). Yeah, mount could make for some fun commands.Quoth Broomjockey View Post
The Rich keep getting richer because they keep doing what it was that made them rich. Ditto the Poor.
"Hy kan tell dey is schmot qvestions, dey is makink my head hurt."
Hoc spatio locantur.Comment
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You mean like this?Quoth Geek King View PostI forgot about that one (never had to use it much). Yeah, mount could make for some fun commands.
gawk, date, grep, touch, finger, unzip, strip, mount, fsck, fsck, fsck, yes, yes, yes, unmount, make clean, zip, sleepπϱ -- The Greek Society you've been burning to join!Comment
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That could be considered a perfect date for some peopleQuoth Jammer View Post
Human Resources - the adult version of "I'm telling Mom." - Agent Anthony "Tony" DiNozzo (NCIS)
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