I work with muppets.

[Bandit]

Direct quote from a new ticket:

"Details: as per our conversation, I am requesting a call-display telephone. If you can provide one for me, along with cinnamon hearts, I would greatly appreciate it."

Yeah, and I'd like the winning lotto ticket, world peace, and a unicorn to ride into work.

Guess what, chuckles? We're both gonna be very disappointed in a week or so.

<sigh>

B

[Polenicus]

...

Wait, so your co-workers have the idea that they can tag totally non-related requests onto their IT issues as riders?

"My computer is freezing, and I want a cookie."
"Can I get some more storage space on my server share, and a double mochialattoprincessdrink?"
"Next week, we need the entire department to perform a server upgrade, and provide me with a hooker."

Yikes.

[technical.angel]

If someone submitted a ticket like that to me, I'd probably do it, out of sheer awesomeness..

[wagegoth]

I like cinnamon bears.

I'm just glad if IT does something without having a dick attitude.

[Jack Doe]

Yeah, and I'd like the winning lotto ticket, world peace, and a unicorn to ride into work.

Wait, you're on Ontario. Call GK, he can get you the winning lotto ticket!

[jerkface11]

Just make sure that when you order your one ticket you ask if it's sequential or random.