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  • Eleventy-one users

    You know it's going to be a fun ticket when the ticket, IM, or email is in all caps and contains the notorious eleventy-one. Throw in several acronyms that would get them fired if they said the actual words and you have a real winner.

    OMFG ITS NOT WORKING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111

    Here's some help:
    1) Excessive punctuation doesn't help. Also, release the 1 key THEN the shift key.,
    2) Yelling won't help your situation.

    They also seem to have to get in the last word in any email or IM, even if it is an OK, IC, etc.. but rarely a TY (Thank you).
    Last edited by draggar; 04-20-2009, 01:07 PM.
    Quote Dalesys:
    ... as in "Ifn thet dawg comes at me, Ima gonna shutz ma panz!"

  • #2
    You actually get tickets like that? Not even my students are that bad.
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    • #3
      I'm guessing that would be a good way to get put on the bottom of the list of people to help.
      "I don't have an anger problem I have an idiot problem!" - Hank Hill

      When in deadly danger, when beset by doubt, run around in little circles, wave your arms and shout!

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      • #4
        I once submitted a ticket that the computer was out of cookies and needed a fresh batch.

        But I also worked in the tech support shop.

        Only 'reprimand' i got was that "divo reads those." but hell he had a sense of humor too



        but yes... we got those "computer broke, fix" troublecalls too sometimes.

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        • #5
          Quoth PepperElf View Post
          I once submitted a ticket that the computer was out of cookies and needed a fresh batch.
          Out of cookies? We have lots of cookies here.
          "I don't have to be petty. The Universe does that for me."

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