Oh-ho, Very Clever Mister Virus Writer

[Geek King]

Back from A-Cen, I was going through the mailbox I use for signing up for sites/registrations that I don't trust not to spread my e-mail around. I was amused to find this:

Self-Edited to remove possibly dangerous links
Important - Your personal activation code: <number>

Go here and activate your antivirus:
http://probably-a-scam.you're_hosed

Also receive our Registry Repair and Firewall Protection software absolutely Free.

Your activation code is required for full access: <funny, the same number as above>
http://yet_another_scam_site.yourmom...your_chihuahua

Thank you,

Greg Matthews
Antivirus Support



If you want to stop receiving mail, please go to:
http://net--code--activation1.com/

or you may contact us at the following address:

Plaza Neptuno, local #7
Via ricardo J Alfaro, Tumba Muerto
Panama Ciudad
Republica de Panama

Funny, considering how I didn't sign up for any antivirus recently, huh? Or that they don't even list the program name in the mail? I'll bet your get all kinds of bad juju going to the real site listed in the mail. I just bet there will be tons of calls about this one.

[sirwired]

With your subject line, I instantly thought of the Budweiser Commercials... so, here's to you, Mr. Very Clever Virus Writer!

Today, we salute you, Mr. Very Clever Virus Writer
(Mr. Very Clever Virus Writer)
Whenever surfing the internet, you keep us on our toes trying to avoid your many viruses and trojans, gussied up like screen savers, anti-virus utilities, smilies, and offers of love.
(If u want me, just click here)
You infect even legitimate sites with your sneaky wares, trying to scam money from our Grandmas.
(All ur money are belong to us)
One false click, and you can kiss all your personal information, including your shoe size, goodbye. Here we come, shopping spree!
(ca-ching!)
So crack open an ice cold Bud Light, Mr. Very Clever Virus Writer, because without you, surfing the internet would be so much less exciting.
(Mr. Very Clever Virus Writer)

SirWired

[sms001]

Today, we salute you, Mr. Very Clever Virus Writer

Spot on. I can hear the cheesy chorus as I type.

[JoitheArtist]

With your subject line, I instantly thought of the Budweiser Commercials... so, here's to you, Mr. Very Clever Virus Writer!

Today, we salute you, Mr. Very Clever Virus Writer
(Mr. Very Clever Virus Writer)
Whenever surfing the internet, you keep us on our toes trying to avoid your many viruses and trojans, gussied up like screen savers, anti-virus utilities, smilies, and offers of love.
(If u want me, just click here)

HAAHAHAHAHA!! That totally sounds EXACTLY like one of those commercials. I love those ads, and I don't even like Budweiser.

[Ironclad Alibi]

I don't even like Budweiser.

Me either. Budweiser, the virus of bottled beer.

[Geek King]

Ha! That's great SirWired. Didn't even think of it when I used that title.

[Pairou]

I think I pulled a muscle from trying not to burst out laughing. XD Gee, thanks.

[Megg]

Dude, you should so submit that to Bud.

[TheSHAD0W]

http://www.upperregister.com/~charlie/AmishVirus.html