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  • The Life of beer in Unix Land

    This is a little pick me up that I like to think of when I have a psycho-SC on the line, I type in in terminal, and it makes me happy. You should be running OS X for this one.

    You first set up a file on root called Barley Hops Fermentation. Then create folders in root called Beer Store, My Fridge, My Stomache, then open terminal.

    Type:

    mv /Barley\ Hops\ Fermentation /Beer
    mv /Beer /Beer\ Store/Beer
    mv /Beer\ Store/Beer /My\ Fridge/Beer
    mv /My\ Fridge/Beer /My\ Stomache/Beer
    mv /My\ Stomache/Beer /Pee
    sudo rm /Pee

    And the whole thing is done. Managers are none the wiser because you have removed the file called Pee.

    Small things, I know.
    At least Adam and Steve don't have to worry about leaving the toilet seat up

  • #2
    cat 'door. Paw hurts'

    Yes, there's millions of them out there.

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    • #3
      cd /office
      talk customer
      finger customer
      pkill -KILL me
      mesg -n
      less work
      cd /bar
      more beer
      talk barskank
      cd /home
      more tv
      cat hungry
      cat bored
      cat scratch
      cat bite
      cat litter
      cat sleeping
      more beer
      sleep

      root@darkstar: mount -t iso9660 /dev/hdc /cdrom
      root@darkstar: cp -r /cdrom/lib/* /lib/*
      root@darkstar: crap
      -bash crap: command not found
      root@darkstar: man -k undo

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      • #4
        okay, I have no clue, at all that is being said. Maybe one of you can explain in great detail, what I am not understanding
        Under The Moon Paranormal Research
        San Joaquin Valley Paranormal Research

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        • #5
          Quoth powerboy View Post
          okay, I have no clue, at all that is being said. Maybe one of you can explain in great detail, what I am not understanding
          They're just using linux commands to describe everyday stuff.

          (from the first post)
          mv = move.
          rm = remove.


          (from the third post)
          cd = change directory
          talk = a chat type of program
          finger is just being used because of the name of the command.
          pkill = sends a signal to a process. In this case send a kill signal to me. (i.e. kill me)
          mesg -n = disallow write access to the terminal. i.e. stop doing work.
          less is just being used for the name of the command, less will take the a file and put it's contents into a scrollable window for reading.
          more is just being used for the name of the command. more is similar to less, with some slight differences.
          cat is also being used just for the name of the command. cat takes files, concatonates them, and displays the output. Good for quickly looking at the contents of small files.

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          • #6
            Yes, less is more. However, the commands are not actually limited to linux, they are unix commands and therefore work in Mac OS X as well.
            At least Adam and Steve don't have to worry about leaving the toilet seat up

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