I'm *MAGICAL*

[AccountingDrone]

I've heard that before. Myself, I have a picture of Saint Dogbert (see below) that I tape to problem machines. I'm alarmed and slightly amused to report an observed drop in trouble.

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I used to keep a hand illuminated prayer to St Vidicon in my cubical. Worked an absolute treat

[Jay 2K Winger]

I used to keep a hand illuminated prayer to St Vidicon in my cubical. Worked an absolute treat

I totally misread that as "prayer to St. Vicodin" and was highly amused.

[Ironclad Alibi]

I totally misread that as "prayer to St. Vicodin" and was highly amused.

That prayer couldn't hurt either.

Thinks for a second... Yeah, that's a pun.

[AccountingDrone]

I totally misread that as "prayer to St. Vicodin" and was highly amused.

LOL, never thought of praying to him [St Vicodin, would that be House MD? ]

I could use some fentynl today, I feel like someone stuffed me in a barrel and rolled me down the back hill. All this stupid rain and thunderstorms has had the barometer bouncing like a yo-yo and every joint in my body is screaming. At least I whipped the migraine with a good solid whack of benzos, and choked down a massive dose of colchicine. I just have to deal with the <mouth sores that I get when I have to do colchicine for more than 3 days in a row,>highlight for annoying medical detail.

[TheSHAD0W]

You folks apparently have never studied quantum bogodynamics. This theory explains all these behaviors.

Basically, there are particles called bogons, which disrupt electronic operation. There are people out there who are bogon emitters, and machinery near them will malfunction. Other people who are bogon sinks can clear a bogus device and get it to work again.