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Here's how former retail workers would perform, due to their former experience and training, if they switched to become Ghostbusters:
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I already work/deal with demons. The negotiation skills might come in handy though.
Two of my former workplaces were haunted (unscientifically verified), and I'm not sure about my current circle of Hades."I am quite confident that I do exist."
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"It is traditional when asking for help or advice to listen to the answers you receive" - RealUnimportant
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The Darwin Awards The best site to visit to restore your faith in instant karma.Comment
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Wasn't Shaun Of The Dead along similar lines?I don't have an attitude problem. You have a perception problem.
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One of my fanfic characters was called a Mary Sue because she had worked retail.
Either unfazed as in "I've seen worse", or able to get the upper hand just by virtue of an entity that's used to scaring the shit out of people being told off; it doesn't know how to react so can be dispatched while trying to figure out what to do."I am quite confident that I do exist."
"Excuse me, I'm making perfect sense. You're just not keeping up." The DoctorComment
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Edited to reflect my experience.Quoth greek_jester View Post
Damn it! Not again! That's another couple of hoursdays down the tubes!"I don't have to be petty. The Universe does that for me."Comment
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And I bet I still have to go back into work on Monday. FMLQuoth Jay 2K Winger View PostTo right the countless wrongs of our days... We shine this light of true redemption, that this place may become as paradise...Oh, what a wonderful world such would be...Comment
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Someone should write a story about a retail worker in the Harry Potter world. They have an encounter with a Dementor but it has no effect because the retail job already sucked his soul dry.To right the countless wrongs of our days... We shine this light of true redemption, that this place may become as paradise...Oh, what a wonderful world such would be...Comment
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Add ' and now my Amazon wishlist has 10 pages of books' and you have me after s member posted unshelvedQuoth greek_jester View Post Damn it! Not again! That's another couple of hours down the tubes!Comment
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That comment made me realize something. The Weasleys are all redheads and the Dementors would have no affect on them since gingers have no soul.Quoth Mr Hero View Post"I don't have to be petty. The Universe does that for me."Comment
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