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[justZu]

At first I thought this was for real, then I just sat back and laughed. I hope the girl being spoofed recognize herself and has enough sense to be embarrassed.

Yeah, I know...fat chance.


the people at second cup are like so rude

http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/mon/645458908.html

[blas]

My head, like, so hurts right now. Right?

[justZu]

like ya know totally!

[Andara Bledin]

Like, oh em gee!

^-.-^

[Hello Kitty]

Ou I LOVE 'best of craigslist'! You got me browsing them now for the past couple of hours. Last time I looked, there was a great Halloween post. These current ones are excellent.

'Carton of Irregular Cat Hats'

'You can buy a turkey fryer or you can xxxx....'(language) (this one mentions a scenario just like one SC post a week or so ago)

The rug made out of ex's favorite shirts was awesome! Ok back to browsing.

[Hon'ya-chan]

Saw this on 4chan.

Bricks were....um, pooped.

[Boozy]

I hope the girl being spoofed recognize herself and has enough sense to be embarrassed.

I was hoping it was a composite character.

Look at how many things she hit in one SC: entitlement whore, cellphone user, non-tipper, superiority complex, ridiculously complicated order...Poor barista.

[powerboy]

I read that also. Now that is truly an SC

[Auto]

From Craigslist's Best-of

Edit: Merged from Sucky Customers

I'm reposting this which Craigslist recently selected as one of its best posts.

I think it's from Craigslist Montreal's Rants and Raves section.

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To that girl who works at the Second Cup:

This has been eating me, it just really hurt my feelings and I need to get it off my chest okay? You were like, totally mean to me. I was talking to my bf alright? I like him better than you, I'd rather talk to him than you, so next time could you just wait for me to hang up? Really, the line behind me isn't that long. You didn't have to look so bitchy, I was almost done, I mean, I was holding up my finger, that usually means wait! But you just went on to that next guy, so, like, I hung up for nothing? Anyway when you finally got around to me it was like you didn't even want to take my order. I was nice, okay? I know what I want is complicated, so I said it real slow so understand. It's a grande vanilla latte with two and a half pumps of the SUGAR-FREE syrup. And skim milk. But I want it extra hot, okay? To like 182.5 degrees. And no foam, I don't like foam, it's too much like when I used to eat my bubble bath as a kid. And, you know, the least you could do is double cup it, you know? A latte that hot could hurt me, I have sensitive hands.

Maybe you should, like, memorize this so that next time when I come in you recognize me and you know what I want right away. Yeah, whatever, you serve hundreds of people every day blah blah blah. I'm the orange spray tanned one with a purse I could fit a Doberman in. Oh and I'm usually wearing Uggs, they're just so comfy and stylish, you know? You should totally try to learn your customers' orders, it makes us happy.

So anyway, when you finally got my order right I asked you for an apple baba, not so hard. My phone rang while you went to get a plate, it was really important so I took it. Anyway my bf was RIGHT in the middle of telling me how cute I am when you TOTALLY interrupted to take my money. Like, was I not obviously in the middle of something? You'd think you could take a hint, like, if you tell me my total and I don't answer you'd just wait like any polite person, but no, you like basically yelled it at me, it was so embarrassing. I wasn't about to hang up again, okay? You're not the only one that exists! So fine, I'll give you your stupid money, you're lucky I have exact change, even if I have to dig for it a bit in my enormous purse. I'm doing you a favor get over it.

But, like, it's hard to count change and talk on the phone at the same time, you know? Really, if I wasn't on the phone I could count like a normal person, but give me a sec, I'm multitasking, the people behind me get it, we've all had to before.

Tip? No, sorry, Daddy doesn't like me spending my allowance on things I don't need.

Anyway, you and your friend who makes the drinks were really bitchy. I was just asking her to make sure it was sugar-free, alright? Geez, you'd think I insulted your moms or something.

Have a nice day yourself. When I come back tomorrow to spend four hours on Facebook I'm totally not going to be as nice as I was today.

[Becks]

That was hilarious.

[rerant]

I just read that last night.
Best-Of is great when you're bored.
Here's one I reposted to my journal for all to see:

To the stupid bitches at Walmart that assumed I stole their phone
Date: 2008-04-13, 2:47PM EDT


You know who you are. You and your skanky friend entered the ladies room at Walmart, apparently looking for a cellphone you lost because you're a moron. I washed my hands, and upon exiting the restroom I said, "Excuse me," since you clearly had no intention of moving your fat ass out of the doorway.

I proceeded to look at some shirts in the womens' department, when suddenly you two white trash tramps came RIGHT over and stood oh, maybe, 3 feet away from me, glaring. The porkier one of you two (the one with the mustache) then took out your cellphone and obviously dialed the lost one's number in hopes that suddenly my bag would ring your familiar ringtone- probably Shakira or Lil Kim. I couldn't believe you had the audacity to be such stupid hos. Not only did you make no attempt to be discreet, but you were blatantly rude and insulting.

Why the fuck would I want your cellphone? I'm all set with 19yr old punks calling me for blowjobs. I also don't have any interest in receiving phone calls from probation officers or Planned Parenthood. If I did find a cheap-ass phone probably in a pink case, covered in stickers- there's a damn good chance I'd return it to the "Lost And Found," assuming I'd even give a shit enough to do that. I'm sure that's a far-fetched concept to you, considering if it were the other way around, you'd probably pawn a lost phone as fast as you'd jerk off a homeless guy that offered you a cigarette.

Next time you immediately jump to conclusions because of your own stupidity, go back and check the aisle with vaginal cream and douches first; you probably left your phone there. You must have found it shortly after, because you were no longer up my ass, skanking up my personal space. Either that, or the dollar store was having one hell of a sale that you couldn't pass up.

Screw you both.

[SuperB]

Classic. I do hope that was actually written by a coffeehouse employee identifying a specific PITA for all to see.

[depechemodefan]

The first one:
At first, I thought that the cell-phone person just held up a finger, maybe to just hang up, then she complained about the bitchy Second Cup person. So I was on her side. But then I realized that the OP was mocking the daddy's girl who can't spend money on things she doesn't need., esp. about memorizing her out of several hundred people. Oh, the bag, hee, crazy big bags.

The second story was just too hilarious. hee.

[EmilyRose1982]

But I want it extra hot, okay? To like 182.5 degrees.

Dumb bitch. Milk scalds at 180 degrees and proceeds to burn after that.

you're lucky I have exact change, even if I have to dig for it a bit in my enormous purse. I'm doing you a favor get over it.

I HATE people that do this!!!!! Especially when they spend 5 minutes trying to count out pennies, only to realize they don't have enough, and just wind up throwing a $5 bill at me. Grrrrrr.....

[Irving Patrick Freleigh]

Classic. I do hope that was actually written by a coffeehouse employee identifying a specific PITA for all to see.

As do I, but I fear it may not be.

Swap the Uggs for Birkenstock clogs or knock-offs and that could be any one out of scores of bratty, cell phone-addicted, Oompa Loompa teens and preteens around here.