Hey Achievement Hunters!

[lordlundar]

For all you people needing to get your achievement fix, there's Achievement Unlocked. The goal of the game is to get all the achievements, but the bonus is pretty much everything you do in the game gets you one, even basic movement and dying. Have fun!

[Jack T. Chance]

For all you people needing to get your achievement fix, there's Achievement Unlocked. The goal of the game is to get all the achievements, but the bonus is pretty much everything you do in the game gets you one, even basic movement and dying. Have fun!

ZOMG!!!! Greatest Xbox Live game EVAR!!!!

Sorry, but if I had my way, there'd be no more Xbox 360 achievements, and no more of this Gamer Score crap! It's specifically because of these 2 lame ass concepts that I can't cheat on my Xbox 360 games!

"Why is that a problem?", you ask? Well, it's quite simple, really:

1. I do NOT play any online multi-player games, so my cheating will NOT invalidate the fairness of any online tournaments.
2. Roughly 20 years ago, when Nintendo took the now-defunct Galoob to court to try to prevent the sale of the Game Genie "game enhancement" device, the court ruled that video game hardware manufacturers have NO right to prevent the sale of such devices, and that gamers HAVE the right to cheat or otherwise alter the parameters of the game, if they so choose.
3. I live by the gamer motto "Win if you can, lose if you must, but ALWAYS cheat!"

With today's sophisticated in-game A.I.s being too damn smart for MY good even on the easiest settings (case in point: the enemy A.I. in Far Cry 2) I'm a firm believer in using things like God Mode and Unlimited Ammo to level the playing field a bit!

'Nuff said!

[Amina516]

I can only get up to 82% complete!!!!!!!!

NOOO!!1

LOL...I cant figure the last couple out.

[lordlundar]

Sorry, but if I had my way, there'd be no more Xbox 360 achievements, and no more of this Gamer Score crap! It's specifically because of these 2 lame ass concepts that I can't cheat on my Xbox 360 games! ...

Hey I fully agree, I'm the same as you along those lines. It's the reason why I don't have a 360 or PS3. But don't diss this game for that purpose. Think of it as an exploration game with no penalty.

I can only get up to 82% complete!!!!!!!!

NOOO!!1

LOL...I cant figure the last couple out.
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Which ones?

[Amina516]

Meaning of Life
Pi
No cheese for you
true blue
shocking pink
stealth black
sweet orange
programmers credit
too much contra
total confusion
get off ur searts
90 percent done
too much free time.

I have no idea!!!!

and Im up to 85%!

LOL

[lordlundar]

Meaning of Life
Pi
No cheese for you
true blue
shocking pink
stealth black
sweet orange
programmers credit
too much contra
total confusion
get off ur seats
90 percent done
too much free time.

I have no idea!!!!

and Im up to 85%!

LOL

Meaning of Life = Visit point 4 then point 2
Pi = Visits point 3,1,4 in that order
true blue = Press 1 on the keyboard
shocking pink = Press 2 on the keyboard
stealth black = Press 3 on the keyboard
sweet orange = Press 4 on the keyboard
programmers credit = Type the programmer's name while playing: jmtb02
too much contra = Enter the konami code: Up, Up, Down, Down, Left, Right, Left, Right, B, A
total confusion = Press the space bar
get off ur seats = Jump for 10 seconds

The other two will be accomplished automatically.

[ParkingWitch]

oh wise one where did they hide point 5?

[ParkingWitch]

Way Way too much time on my hands, beat it in 347 seconds.

[draggar]

All achievements, highlight to see

#0: Don't Move a Muscle = Keep the elephant from moving<br />
#1: It's a Jump to the Left = Find a way to move westward<br />
#2: And it's a step to the Ri-i-ight! = Strain yourself to move right<br />
#3: Fight Gravity = Figure out how to jump upwards<br />
#4: Elephant Skewers = Hit a spike strip<br />
#5: Ascension = Be lifted into the sky<br />

#6: Lefty = Show love to the left wall.<br />
#7: Righty = Show love to the right wall.<br />
#8: Purple Ceiling = Hit the top of the hardest level<br />
#9: Rock Bottom = Find the bottom of the easiest level<br />
#10: Speedy Downfall = Fall from the top to bottom without stopping<br />
#11: Escape Velocity = Go from bottom to top without stopping<br />
#12: Stalactite = Skewer yourself at high speed on downward facing spikes<br />
#13: Stalagmite = Skewer yourself at high speed on upward facing spikes<br />
#14: Found Point 0 = Uncovered secret point 0<br />

#15: Found Point 1 = Claimed secret point 1<br />
#16: Found Point 2 = Excavated secret point 2<br />
#17: Found Point 3 = Popped open secret point 3<br />
#18: Found Point 4 = Tripped over secret point 4<br />
#19: Found Point 5 = Visited secret point 5<br />
#20: Bloodhound = Uncovered all points on level<br />
#21: Floating Corpse = Get a skeleton stuck in a launcher<br />
#22: I Can Count to 5! = Visit each point in order<br />
#23: We Have Liftoff = Visit each point in reverse order<br />

#24: Airwalking = Stay off the ground for 10 seconds<br />
#25: Hellbound = Launch corpse to bottom<br />
#26: Heavenbound = Launch corpse to ceiling<br />
#27: Secret Alcove = Get surrounded by three sides (1)<br />
#28: Secret Cave = Get surrounded by three sides (2)<br />
#29: Secret Hideout = Get surrounded by three sides (3)<br />
#30: Death at 0 = Fire a corpse at Point 0<br />
#31: 1 o'clock murder = Fire a corpse at Point 1<br />
#32: Get Off Your Seats = Jump for 10 seconds nonstop<br />

#33: Cemetary = Have 5 live corpses on the screen<br />
#34: Graveyard = Have 7 live corpses on the screen<br />
#35: Half-Century = Reach 50 elephant deaths<br />
#36: Century = Reach 100 elephant deaths<br />
#37: And One More... = Hit 101 elephant deaths<br />
#38: Stayin' Alive = Stay alive for 15 seconds<br />
#39: Longevity = Stay alive for 30 seconds<br />
#40: Gone in a Flash = Die in less 0.23 seconds<br />
#41: Wrecking Ball = Hit the center spiked platform<br />

#42: In the Pit = Land a corpse in the pit<br />
#43: Pit Hat Trick = Land 3 corpses in the pit<br />
#44: 10 Pin Pit = Land 10 corpses in the pit<br />
#45: Double Play Pit = Have two corpses in the pit at once<br />
#46: Triple Play Pit = Have three corpses in the pit at once<br />
#47: Horizontal Confusion = Hold both the left and right keys<br />
#48: Vertical Confusion = Hold both the up and down keys<br />
#49: Total Confusion = Space bar has no purpose, dummy<br />
#50: My Favourite Spot = Find the developer's favourite spot<br />

#51: 60 Seconds = Play for one minute<br />
#52: 180 Seconds = Play for three minutes<br />
#53: 300 Seconds = Play for five minutes<br />
#54: Pi = Hit points 3-1-4 in that order<br />
#55: THIS IS SPARTA = Hit 3-0-0 in that order<br />
#56: Meaning of Life = Hit 4-2 in that order<br />
#57: (2*125)+3 = Hit 2-5-3 in that order<br />
#58: 3*(30/(15-13)) = Hit 4-5 in that order<br />
#59: Paint 10 = Touch 10 blocks<br />

#60: Paint 25 = Touch 25 blocks<br />
#61: Paint 50 = Touch 50 blocks<br />
#62: Paint 75 = Touch 75 blocks<br />
#63: Paint 100 = Touch 100 blocks<br />
#64: Masterpiece = Touch every touchable block<br />
#65: Jet 5 = Hit 5 launchers<br />
#66: Jet 10 = Hit 10 launchers<br />
#67: Master Jetter = Hit every launcher<br />
#68: 3 Spikes = Hit 3 stationary spikes<br />

#69: 7 Spikes = Hit 7 stationary spikes<br />
#70: Spikeful = Hit all stationary spikes<br />
#71: Extreme Makeover = Recolour all areas<br />
#72: True Blue = Turn your elephant blue<br />
#73: Shocking Pink = Turn your elephant Pink<br />
#74: Sweet Orange = Turn your elephant orange<br />
#75: Stealth Black = Turn your elephant black<br />
#76: Cheater = Ask for a Hint<br />
#77: Programmers Credit = Enter jmtb02 into level<br />

#78: Too Much Contra = Enter Contra level select code<br />
#79: No Cheese for You = Click the level area<br />
#80: Bandwidth Exploiter = Preload the game<br />
#81: You Are El = Click the Armor Games link<br />
#82: Menu Explorer = Find the main menu<br />
#83: Quality Snob = Adjust the quality<br />
#84: Scrolliastic = Scroll the achievements section<br />
#85: Play the Game = Start the game<br />
#86: Get to Level 1 = Play Level 1<br />

#87: Not Listening = Mute the sound<br />
#88: Clink Clash Clink = Found the sponsor screen<br />
#89: Best Player Ever = Earned an achievement<br />
#90: 10 Percent Done = Earn 10 achievements<br />
#91: 20 Percent Done = Earn 20 achievements<br />
#92: 30 Percent Done = Earn 30 achievements<br />
#93: 40 Percent Done = Earn 40 achievements<br />
#94: 50 Percent Done = Earn 50 achievements<br />
#95: 60 Percent Done = Earn 60 achievements<br />

#96: 70 Percent Done = Earn 70 achievements<br />
#97: 80 Percent Done = Earn 80 achievements<br />
#98: 90 Percent Done = Earn 90 achievements<br />
#99: Too Much Free Time = Earn 99 achievements</p>

[ArcticChicken]

That is waaay too much fun.

[Lingering Grin]

too much contra = Enter the konami code: Up, Up, Down, Down, Left, Right, Left, Right, B, A

Actually I just hit UP and A, and got that one

[lupo pazzesco]

I'm stuck on 98%. only because the jump continously for 10 seconds eludes me. I keep jumping...but nothing...

it's just hte up arrow key, right...?

[draggar]

Hold the up arrow key - but I've noticed it's more like 15-20 seconds.

I did mine at the bottom in the middle (near the number 3).