NotAlwaysRight Stories

[Draper Mel]

... I just thought it was funny. That seems like a weird comment to make online...

Don't worry about it Blade. I love that website too.

Besides, we have no guarantee that everything on this site is true either. You just have to take it with a grain of salt.

[dalesys]

Besides, we have no guarantee that everything on this site is true either.

Everything *here* is true...

For sufficiently strange values of "real".

[PepperElf]

Customer: “Yes! There were long lines for the elevators this morning, and it caused me to miss breakfast with the rest of my group!”

Stairs. They're in place for a reason. and I don't see any comment about the EW being in a cast or wheelchair

[csquared]

Sometimes the customer is right.

http://notalwaysright.com/the-custom...-alright/21774

[KingOfAllSocks]

I've seen some insane customer stories on here, but this one from NotAlwaysRight takes the cake. It involves, Twilight, Harry Potter, and a crazy customer who assaults people. It kind of has a happy ending though.

http://notalwaysright.com/harry-pott...s-flicks/21858

[RayvenQ]

http://notalwaysright.com/murrays-law/22083

Oh my god, this is a fantastic idea!

[csquared]

This one is not exactly true.

http://notalwaysright.com/lions-and-...es-oh-my/22187

I live a little south there. A coworker live up there. He saw a black bear along the road just last week.

Also, I always thought McDs was the mark of civilization. Sam built all the Walmarts in the middle of nowhere.

[Draper Mel]

Not Always Right

Wow. Can you say "balls?" I knew you could.

http://notalwaysright.com/its-best-to-book-it/22463

[Eireann]

One customer who is NOT right.

Two customers who ARE!

http://notalwaysright.com/a-good-ol-...n-part-2/22335

[Aethian]

A price check moron

http://notalwaysright.com/price-check-yo-self/22809

[Eireann]

Oh. My. GOD.

You could NOT pay me enough to do this job:

http://notalwaysright.com/pissed-off-and-on/3058

[Javarod]

Keep your modem on a short leash

I think our tech support members will quite enjoy this.

http://notalwaysright.com/how-to-kee...-in-line/23585

[Nurian]

I...but...<BSOD. Please reboot.>


Okay, I'm better now.

[DGoddessChardonnay]

OMG!!!

I have to admit though, it was a clever response on the part of the tech.

[TheSHAD0W]

...I lol'd.