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  • Dear Daz Mel,

    I'm sorry I was mean to you. I'm sorry I couldn't get to tell you sooner, I've been working a lot.
    Ridiculous 2009 Predictions: Evil Queen will beat Martha Stewart to death with a muffin pan. All hail Evil Queen! (Some things don't need elaboration.....) -- Jester

    Ridiculous 2010 Predictions: Evil Queen, after escaping prison for last years prediction, goes out and waffle irons Rachel Ray to death. -- SG15Z

    Ridiculous 2011 Prediction: Evil Queen will beat Gordon Ramsay over the head with a cast-iron skillet. -- FireHeart

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    • Dear Queenie of Evil,

      That's okay, I figured it was either one of two things so we'd get over it eventually.

      By the by, how's work?

      -Your Little Bro
      Now a member of that alien race called Management.

      Yeah, you see that right. Pink. Harness.

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      • Dear Desk,

        *ah-CHOO!*
        *Slams head on Desk from force of sneeze*

        FUCK OW!

        In pain,
        Daz Mel

        **P.S: Er....sorry, Desk. :sweatdrop:
        Now a member of that alien race called Management.

        Yeah, you see that right. Pink. Harness.

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        • Dear Nose,

          You have my permission to STOP FLIPPING OUT ALREADY.

          Thanks,
          Me
          1129. I will refrain from casting Dimension Jump and Magnificent Mansion on every police box we pass.
          -----
          http://orchidcolors.livejournal.com (A blog about everything and nothing)

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          • Dear Mr. Rum,

            "Thank you" for letting me know the reason you took this mini-vacation was not to spend quality time with me or Child Rum, but to clean house. Next time, don't do us any favors. You want to take a vacation from work to clean, let me know so Child Rum & I can be out of the house, enjoying ourselves. I hurt. I have a bum elbow, knee, & back. The cold doesn't help. You might have have as many aches & pains as I do, but it doesn't mean that I'm making them up.

            Go "F" yourself,
            Mrs. Rum

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            • Dear Mr Rum

              Do you have any idea how many men would kill with their bare hands to get someone as wonderful as IDR in their lives? She's beautiful, funny, geeky and a wonderful mother.
              And yet you treat her like yesterday's newspaper. You suck rotten squid liquid *grrr*

              Rads

              Dear IDR

              *SQUISHIES*

              Love
              rads
              The report button - not just for decoration

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              • Dear Mr Rum,

                You are now (if you weren't already) on my nastypeople list. You be nice to her and your child.

                --RP

                Dear IDaR,

                *hugs and comfort*

                --RP

                Dear migraine,

                DIAF.

                --Me.
                Last edited by RootedPhoenix; 01-01-2009, 08:51 PM. Reason: adding things
                1129. I will refrain from casting Dimension Jump and Magnificent Mansion on every police box we pass.
                -----
                http://orchidcolors.livejournal.com (A blog about everything and nothing)

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                • Dear Rads & RP,

                  Thank you!

                  At least I got a 1.5 hour nap this afternoon. I have no clue why, but my body felt like it got slammed with the sleepy stick & sleepy wall all at the same time!

                  I'm taking it easy for the rest of the night. If Mr. Rum says anything, I'm going to give him my death glare. Now I'm going to have to figure out how to fold left handed.

                  Getting a little happier,
                  Rummy

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                  • Dear roommate,

                    You have just sailed up my happy list. Dead cold in 3..2..1..

                    --Me
                    1129. I will refrain from casting Dimension Jump and Magnificent Mansion on every police box we pass.
                    -----
                    http://orchidcolors.livejournal.com (A blog about everything and nothing)

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                    • Dear Mr Rum,

                      I know where you sleep.

                      -The Evil One
                      Ridiculous 2009 Predictions: Evil Queen will beat Martha Stewart to death with a muffin pan. All hail Evil Queen! (Some things don't need elaboration.....) -- Jester

                      Ridiculous 2010 Predictions: Evil Queen, after escaping prison for last years prediction, goes out and waffle irons Rachel Ray to death. -- SG15Z

                      Ridiculous 2011 Prediction: Evil Queen will beat Gordon Ramsay over the head with a cast-iron skillet. -- FireHeart

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                      • Dear EQ,

                        I looked like this when I read your little note above:

                        Also, you have a PM from me.

                        Rummy

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                        • Quoth Evil Queen View Post
                          Dear Mr Rum,

                          I know where you sleep.

                          -The Evil One
                          Dear EQ, if you need help, one of the advantages of having an Italian ex, I still have mob enforcers on speed dial

                          OK, so no mob enforcers
                          but one vicious little bitch who would make Mr. Rum think twice about being a douche
                          If you wish to find meaning, listen to the music not the song

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                          • Dear Smiley,

                            One of the perks about having a family primarily from Southern Florida for so many generations, you become "tight" with the Cuban Mafia. Particularly if the old don still think's your mother is a "Cute Kid".

                            But hey, Mr Rum is just being mean. Mob Rule doesn't apply, but MY Rules do.

                            Loaded,
                            -EQ
                            Ridiculous 2009 Predictions: Evil Queen will beat Martha Stewart to death with a muffin pan. All hail Evil Queen! (Some things don't need elaboration.....) -- Jester

                            Ridiculous 2010 Predictions: Evil Queen, after escaping prison for last years prediction, goes out and waffle irons Rachel Ray to death. -- SG15Z

                            Ridiculous 2011 Prediction: Evil Queen will beat Gordon Ramsay over the head with a cast-iron skillet. -- FireHeart

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                            • Dear Hubby,

                              I am with you in whatever it is you decide and, though you've asked Boss for a week to think about it, I think I know your decision. I know this is what you want more than anything else and I will support you and go with you and do everything I can to make the transition easy.

                              However, there may be times I get a little emotional in the next few months. Not only am I leaving a place I love, I'll be much further away from my family than I've ever been (as will you) and I will be slightly stressed out. On top of that, if you hadn't realized, I'm pregnant. So yeah, might be a little emotional.

                              But it's okay. Cause I still love you!

                              Love,

                              your Wifey
                              I am Wolverine.............and Wolverine does not do high kicks.

                              He was a hero to me....and heroes are not supposed to die.

                              Oh good, my dog found the chainsaw!

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                              • Dear Love of my life,

                                Thank you for going with me this morning to my pain specialist's appt. I like it better when you are there.

                                Thank you for taking us to get hair cuts. You and the little guy needed them the most. My daughter and I didn't need nearly as much as you two did.

                                Our little guy had the cutest little boy hair cut EVER, but he deicided he didn't like it and had it all buzzed off. Damn! I really liked that haircut. Oh well. Maybe next time he will stick to it.

                                Our daughter looked wonderful after having her hair cut in layers. I don't like layers in my hair, so I got a straight cut without any layers. Yes, it is really short, but even you, my love, had to admit it looks really nice on me.


                                Dear Hot Pain Specialist Doctor,

                                You so rock out loud! You didn't do the injections today, but are going try a different injection in a couple of weeks. You also had no problem giving me Vicodin in case the pain flares up before I see you at the injection appointment.

                                Thank you so much for not having a problem giving me strong pain medication. I like the fact that you ask me if I want to try different things and didn't demand that I do as you say or I can just suffer.

                                I have never once seen a look on your face that said to me "I'm keeping this bitch in pain unless she does what I want and when I want it" The only look I have seen is the one that tells me that you do not ever want to see me in pain. I like that in a doctor.

                                So, once again, YOU ROCK OUT LOUD!
                                Do not annoy the woman with the flamethrower!

                                If you don't like it, I believe you can go to hell! ~Trinity from The Matrix

                                Yes, MadMike does live under my couch.

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