Dear....

[Becks]

Dear McD's fries,

I miss you.



--me

[Wingates_Hellsing]

Dear Rummy

Don't shave your hair!

Instead, consider pulling on child Rum's hair every time (he/she?) pulls on yours... if that doesn't teach her... nothing will.

Random forum member,
Wingates

Dear Republican Friend

I DO own a rifle... shocking as it may be...
I'm not the kind of liberal that throws in with everything every democrat has ever said. I resent the assumption, just as you resent my supposed assumption that guns are the ultimate evil.

Broodingly,
Wingates

Dear people in my neighborhood

Hoodies do not = ultimate evil. It's annoying how you actively avoid coming near me to the point where you leave the sidewalk even though I am well out of your way.

Disapprovingly,
Wingates

[iradney]

Dear Rummy's husband

Dude, I swear, Imma get your address and Have A Little Talk with you. It will not be over quickly. You will not enjoy it.

Rads

Dear Rummy

NOOOOOOOOOO Don't shave your hair! No shaving of the hair!!!
Love
Rads

[CaroPhoenix]

Dear Rads & W_H,

I'll probably not shave my head. I might just go to the local hair cutting place & get all the colored stuff cut out, leaving about an inch or 2 of my real hair. I am tired of having 2 toned hair.

Soothingly,
Rummy
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Dear Rads,

Yes, please come to the States and have a talk with my husband. He needs a couple of clueX4's to the head I think.

Love,
Rummy

[kaetchen]

Dear Jake,
Thanks for getting me OJ and taking me home in the squad from work since I was all super dizzy and junk. You didn't havvee to, but thanks.


Dear D,
I'm serious when I said I needed to upgrade to a robot body. (One with bigger arms too...the BP cuff in the med room is far too big for my little arms.)

[Bella_Vixen]

Dear Frederick's Of Hollywood--

Why do you charge me $12 for shipping and yourself only $7.95 when returning, well, a return?

Shady.

Oh yeah...feel free to send an order confirmation email BEFORE you ship items. The only thing about my body that is a size 6 are my ring fingers.

Frustrated--

Me

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Dear Ben and Jerry's--

Why is Dublin Mudslide so addicting?!?!

I LOVE YOU!!!!!!!!!

Blissfully--

Me

[Elspeth]

Dear Bella_Vixen
Dublin Mudslide?!?!?! Crap, why do I now feel the need to find this evil

Els

Dear Seattle Sounders
Thank you for a wonderful opening night!!!! I haven't cheered that loud and long since high school. I can't wait to go to more games! Especially the Chelsea match in July!! I may not understand what is going on all the time but I know I like you.

Though I would like my voice back by next Saturday's game so I can lose it again

The new soccer fan
Els

[Bella_Vixen]

Dear Elspeth--

I moved heaven and earth to get the FF manager at my work to order it for me. Luckily, one of our secondary suppliers had it. 8 pints, and they're all MINE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *evil laugh*

Seriously, the only other way for me to get it was to special order it from B&J, for overnight delivery, with a minimum order of 6 pints, with an average price working out to $9/pint. I consider myself lucky that I "only" had to pay regular retail for mine.

mmmmmmmmmmmmmm. Bailey's flavored ice cream with chocolate chocolate chip cookies and a mocha fudge.

Ask around at your favorite grocery store. Miracles can happen.



--Bella

[RootedPhoenix]

Dear laptop,

I don't know how you managed to become such a crazy hunk of plastic, silicon, and binary confusion, but really, STOP IT.

If this is the thanks I get for installing XP SP3 and the 40 bajillion updates afterwards(go procrastination?), I DON'T LOVE YOU ANYMORE. *whimper* *sob!*

--RP

Dear wireless USB adapter,

Your days are numbered, since you lose your physical USB connection all the time. Be ready.

--RP

Dear iMac,

Thank you for not being insane. *hugs!*

--RP

edit:
"Dear" costochondritis, allergies, and migraines.

I HATE YOU.
You make my chest hurt. You keep me from breathing properly. You clog my nose. You make sunshine painful.

DIE.
Because I'm not willing to even feel like I am.

Sincerely,
--me.

Dear medical science,

Never go away, okay? *fangirl squeal!*
But, seriously, you are awesome.
If you'd just stop charging so much, you'd be perfect.

--RP

[Bella_Vixen]

Dear Mr. Becks--

Thanks for helping me buy my new computer!

*happy dance*

--me

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Dear new computer--

You rock!!!!!!

*happy dance*

--me

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Dear 2nd oldest nephew--

I realize you had a shitty day, but you could have at least called.

--Your understanding but still slightly pissed off aunt


PS *slap upside the head for being inattentive while driving.* *hugs for being glad to you are OK.*
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[RootedPhoenix]

Dear Bella,

May I join you in your new-computer happy dance?
I love new computer joy. Makes my geeky self all warm and fuzzy.

--RP

[SengaKitty]

Dear Job Corps councelor,
Please have some news for us this week! Something more than "We're still waiting to hear back from the school" It'd be greatly appreciated.

Anxiously Waiting,
RHPG

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Not so dear owner of the building,
That place was NOT rented out til only midnight, it had been rented for all of Saturday night and Sunday. You, Sir, are an ass. You had no right to come barging in and break up a party for which that room had been reserved simply because you were drunk. Because of the way in which you did, my Sir now has a badly scraped up knee, and a sprained wrist, and is stuck in a wrist splint for two days. And of course it's his left hand and he's left handed. I know for a fact your sisters (who own the building with you) are pissed at you, as is your lawyer, who happens to be my friend, and my friends dom.
Please DIAF.
No love
River's faerie (RHPG)

[Megg]

Dear Bella,

I love my new computer too! Can I dance with you?

Love,

Megg

[Becks]

Dear Lizziebeff,

I love your new computer, too.

Thanks for letting me take it over today.

...Sorry for hogging it...

And I'm also sorry for waking you up this morning.

Love,

Becks

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Dear kittens,

Stop it with the claws.

Please.

I'm starting to look like I escaped from a stabber.

Love,

your mommy

[crazylegs]

Not so Dear Mast Cells

WTF, why have you decided that after 25 years I should now be allergic to something!?!

Regards,

Your host.

Dear Loratadine,

You can kick in any time you want now...

Regards

Your taker.