Dear....

[BookstoreEscapee]

Dear BE;

Step away from the computer, relax, take a few deep breaths... maybe have a nice, soothing cup of tea or hot cocoa, then come back to it later.

--Jack

Dear Jack,

Too hot for hot cocoa. I'd rather scream.

Pouting,
-me


Dear Gas Station Attendants,

How hard is it to screw a gas cap on all the way? It even makes a loud clicky noise so you know you did it right. I've pumped gas exactly once in my life and even I can do this. Now my engine light is on and it costs 85 bucks for them to run their stupid test and reset the computer.


-me

[Jack T. Chance]

Dear BE;

OK, time for Plan B: A nice, cold glass of chocolate milk!

--Jack (who knows all about the soothing, healing power of chocolate. )

[BookstoreEscapee]

Dear Jack,

I thought Plan B was vodka...

[Shpepper]

Dear Rummy,

I just love your child Rum tales. Thanks for sharing her with us.


Temporarily tattooingly,

Pepper

[monolayth]

Dear N,

I see now that your married. accidentally found you while looking at C's friends list. I know we never talk and things are akward between us. I know I will never forgive you. Never trust you. But I do wish you Happiness. And hope to never hear from you, see you or hear any mention of you. I have not agreed with your choices. And I dont think you are going down a good path. But again I wish you happiness. and Happienss far far away.

Sencerly,
J

[fireheart]

Dear Skyy Blue Lemon, Lime and Bitters with Vodka,

I you.

-Me.

Dear Coworker and Friend,

Would you date one another? I'll play matchmaker if I need to seriously, I'm putting aside my feelings for CW to help you out

Love Me.

Dear Weird Preacher...

Kissing and cuddling before marriage is not that big a deal...

Love me.

[CaroPhoenix]

Dear Rummy,

I just love your child Rum tales. Thanks for sharing her with us.


Temporarily tattooingly,

Pepper

Dear Pepper,

Thank you for reading my Child Rum tales!

And you're more than welcome to have me sharing them.

She comes up with the funniest things to either say or do.


Rummy

[persephone]

Dear Rummy,

What about temporary tattoos? Just as a birthday treat?

Persephone, the tattooed

[Shpepper]

Dear Pepper,

Thank you for reading my Child Rum tales!

And you're more than welcome to have me sharing them.

She comes up with the funniest things to either say or do.


Rummy

Dear Rummy,

That's why I love them. My kids are grown now and I miss the fun things that they used to say and come up with.

Pepper

Dear Rummy,

What about temporary tattoos? Just as a birthday treat?

Persephone, the tattooed

I had the same idea. There's so many fun ones out there.


Only has one but wants more,

Pepper

[SorryIsGoodEnough]

Dear Paris,

Your brief, apparently impromptu words about your father Michael Jackson made me lose my cool completely. My love goes out to you and your brothers and the entire Jackson family.

Love,
H.R.

[CaroPhoenix]

Dear Pepper and persephone,

Thank you for the temporary tattoo ideas! Now I have to go out and get them.

Right now, Child Rum has been substituting words in her various songs (i.e., "This old man, he played 2, he played knick knack on my flip flop!" instead of shoe. )

I think I'll keep her.

I might even keep Mr. Rum as he just fixed my garbage disposal.


Rummy

[BookstoreEscapee]

Dear Wegmans,

Thank you for the yummy, yummy raspberries. I'm not sure the second package is going to last until tomorrow...

-me

[the_std]

Dear Everything,

... Finally. What took you so freaking long?

Wonderingly,
Me

[persephone]

Dear Child Rum,

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!!! I hope it was a great one and I hope you loved the "tattoos".

Love,

another little girl's Mommy




Dear Rummy,

I hope you had a WONDERFUL day with that adorable child. And you're welcome.

Persephone

[Shpepper]

Dear Child Rum,

Happy Birthday to you
You live in a shoe
You play with the monkeys
and lots of tattoos.

Love Pepper