Dear....

[Shpepper]

Dear Rummy,

Yay for support groups. Please tell me they offer child care while you are there.

I like the stop sign idea. It's visual and might be just the thing.

Pepper

[HorrorFrogPrincess]

Dear Family,

Stop giving me advice on my job search. I've heard every cliche you've spouted a million times and it's finally started to piss me off. I WILL walk away just so I don't have to hear it.

HFP

[SorryIsGoodEnough]

Dear You,

Much to my surprise, the only thing I notice missing from our relationship is a trail of broken promises.

Thank you for giving me another chance at expecting good things from someone.

Yours Always,
Me

[CaroPhoenix]

Dear Bed,

Do not worry, I will be returning to you probably after either Gullah Gullah Island or Sesame Street.

Your fiend,
Rummy
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Dear Pepper,

I'm nervous about attending the Caregiver Support Group as I've never attended one before. But I do need to connect with others going through situations similar to me.


Rummy

[Shpepper]

Dear Rummy,

Don't worry about it. Everyone gets nervous sometimes. Just go and sit quietly if you need to for the first time or two. Once you get to know people you won't be nervous anymore. Everyone there had to make the first step too.

Calmingly,

Pepper

[fireheart]

Dear Oscar,

Yes I know you love me. Yes I know you're a sook. But my lap is not an appropriate resting place.

Love,
Me.

Dear foot,

can I chop you off? (I rolled on it when I tripped on a kerb) Otherwise I'll have to wrap you and I don't particularly want to do that.

Love,
me.

[the_std]

Dear Tim Burton and Roald Dahl,

Thank you for many things, but one thing in particular... James And The Giant Peach was such an influence on my childhood that it's no wonder I'm the well-rounded weirdo I've turned out to be.

I've recently rediscovered it and am so very, very grateful to have done so! Please continue to grace the world with your awesomeness for as long as possible. Heck, I can even forgive you, Tim, for Corpse Bride. And Roald, R.I.P.

Giddily,
Me

[BookstoreEscapee]

Dear the_std,

I have that book around here somewhere...now I'm gonna have to go find it.

-be

[monolayth]

Dear everyone.

Having light contractions, starting to get regular! woo!

every 10 minutes having a very noticable one you can even see lasting a minute with two 20 second one in between.

Still not painful but weird.

Hopeful!,
Mono.


Dear baby,

Please dont be teasing me.

Mom

[BookstoreEscapee]

Dear Mono,

Good luck!!!!

-be

Dear Baby,

Come on out! We won't bite!

-be

[Irving Patrick Freleigh]

Dear Braden Looper:

From this point forward you shall be known to me as Meatball. So it is written, so it shall be done.

Dear Ken Macha:

WTF is up with all the IBB's? Why is it they always come around to score runs? Are you really Ned Yost in disguise? Come on, be honest.

Dear Jason Kendall:

You can't throw, you can't hit, and you game-calling skills aren't all they're cracked up to be. In other words, you fucking suck.

Dear Bill Hall:

Way to hit that meaningless home run! Next time let's shoot for getting that batting average above .200.

Dear Trevor Hoffman:

I think I just saw your photo on my milk carton.

Regards to all,
Irv

[CaroPhoenix]

Dear Child Rum,

It's been 3 days and you haven't pulled your bed apart! YAY!

Please keep this up,
Mommy
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Dear Head,

I only had one Smirnoff Ice last night.

Why are you all achey?


Rummy

[KiaKat]

Dear Irv,

When he was here, he was known as BLooper.

Cursing baseball in sympathy,

--Kia

[monolayth]

Dear everyone,

Went to hospital last night. am in early labor. Baby is perfect but still in. They sent me home as i had not dialted past a 2. lost musuc plug last 20 minutres ago. almost threw up at that.

will keep ya updated.
mono

[Shpepper]

Dear Child Rum,

It's been 3 days and you haven't pulled your bed apart! YAY!

Please keep this up,
Mommy
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Dear Head,

I only had one Smirnoff Ice last night.

Why are you all achey?


Rummy

Dear Child Rum,

YAY for you. That's super.

Thanks for helping Mommy,

Love

Pepper