Dear....

[Evil Queen]

Dear Life,

Why can't I have a good day WITHOUT problems with friends or family??

Signed,
evil queen.

[Becks]

Dear Lizziebeff,

We simply MUST do that again.

Fun was had by all.

Love,

Becks

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Dear Rooks,

Stop scaring your "mommy" and "auntie".

We love you, kitten, and want to keep you around for a very long time!

Love,

"auntie" Becky

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Dear D,

Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.

Stop hurting my sister like this!!

--me

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Dear face,

Stop breaking out, please.

--me

[iradney]

Dear body

What the hell? Enough with the weird feelings and no apetite kthxbai

Rads

[CaroPhoenix]

Dear America's Got Talent,

Thank you for replacing Jerry Springer with Nick Cannon.

Sincerely,
Rummy
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Dear Nick Cannon,

You are just so cute!

If you ever want to leave your wife, Mariah Carey, I'll be right here waiting for you!

Your fan,
Rummy

[BookstoreEscapee]

Dear America's Got Talent,

I liked Jerry better. Nick annoys me.

Sorry.



PS...You can keep Nick next season if you get rid of the Hoff...or at least get him some new lines...

[Elspeth]

Dear Ex-Coworker

Yes I know you lost your job, it sucks. But my boss (also my uncle) didn't have to call you back to help out with the move of a meteric ton of files.

Thanks for bailing on us today. You knew we had a ton of stuff to move (giving up office space) and those files needed to be done to move. So calling me at 9:15 this morning (thankfully the phone was off) and not calling the boss was being a croward. You are making excuses.

I really wish I could have said this to you

"GROW THE FUCK UP"

I am so done with you. Thanks for nothing

Els

[CaroPhoenix]

Dear BSE -

I believe Mr. Springer will be returning for the grand finale of America's Got Talent.

I still prefer Mr. Cannon.


Rummy

[Shpepper]

Dear Life,

Why can't I find a good one? I'm really not that bad. Please let there be one for me somewhere soon.

Wondering and lonely,

Pepper

[BookstoreEscapee]

Dear whoever is in charge of these things,

What Shpepper said.

-me

[RootedPhoenix]

Dear Life,

What BSE and Shpepper said.

Also, am I going to be broke forever?

--RP

[BookstoreEscapee]

Dear Ex,

So you have blocked me completely. This does not do anything to improve on my opinion that you think you can walk away from this. Be a grownup and deal with me. This won't go away.

-me

[Shpepper]

Dear RP and BSE,

Is it ok for me to feel a LITTLE better that I am not alone in this?

Hugs and hopes for happiness,

Pepper

[BookstoreEscapee]

Dear Pepper,

Yes.

-be

[Shpepper]

Dear BE,

Thank you.


Pepper

[Bella_Vixen]

Dear Becks--

Thanks for the support.

I don't deserve you.

--Sunshine

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Dear work--

If I wanted to work SD, don't you think I would have mentioned it at least once when you had at least 2, if not 3, completely unqualified people try it out and quit??

Leave me alone, and give me more hours!

--me

PS Don't even think about putting me in the deli. If I wanted to do that, I would have showed an interest 2 months ago.

:Þ