Dear....

[Shpepper]

Dear Rummy,

YIPPEE ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !


Oh and when is dinner? I want Zesty Meatloaf.


HUNGRILY,

Pepper

[draftermatt]

Dear Doc,

I know I have an infection in my bellybutton (yes seriously) which is why you put me on an antibiotic.

But knowing my issues with my intestines (acid reflux been on Prevacid since I was 16) did you have to perscribe Cipro?

My poor stomach goes from perfectly fine to hurting in seconds. It's 12:15, I've been up since 5:30 and had to visit the toilet 3 times already. Coupled with the 4 times yesterday and the 3 on Wednesday... Put it this way my butt is bleeding, and not a GI bleed, a trauma bleed from all the wiping.

I know this is gross, but seriously ow!

Matt

[KiaKat]

Dear knees,

Stop hurting now, mmmkay? I'm taking care of you, and except for the stairs in my building, I haven't been using you much. The swelling can go down and the pain can leave.

No love.
--me

Dear mommy,

I love you. I love that your house is mostly one floor, so I don't have to deal with stairs this weekend. I can't wait to see you!

Loves and hugs,
--your daughter

[CaroPhoenix]

Dear pepper,

I have some leftovers. It was actually made with ground turkey meat. Still yummy! And still a big hit with the family.

Tonight, we're having turkey breast.

Hungry too,
Rummy

[BookstoreEscapee]

Dear apartment complex,

Why is it 67 degrees in my living room? Is the heat in the building not on or is my apartment broken?

Shiveringly,
BE

PS I moved the thermometer into the hall (far away from the sliding glass door) and it has gone down a degree...

[Bella_Vixen]

Dear Escape Artist --

I know the feeling. I'm forever having to convince my brother (my apartment building's manager) that my apartment is not, in fact, 70º. If it was that warm, I would not have to curl up in two blankets on the couch to stay warm before work.

Best wishes and the hot beverage of your choice.

--Bella

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"Dear" boss--

Get your head out of your ass.

My cell never rang and I was NOT at home to get the call from work. And if I was avoiding work, I would NOT have gone in to pick up a couple things.

I just got done working 6 days in a row after getting 2 days off after working 10 days in a row after 1 day off after working 8 days in a row after 1 day off...see where this is going?

You need to shape up before half your employees walk out on you.

--me

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"Dear" bookshelf--

Die in a fire.

--me

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Dear me--

Why can't I put a simple bookshelf together???

--

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[BookstoreEscapee]

Dear Bella,

Assuming my thermometer is accurate, it is 64.
They have not come to look at it yet.
-be

[CaroPhoenix]

Dear Child Rum,

If you are tired, go to bed. You know how to put yourself under the covers.

Mommy is not tired and doesn't want to go to bed with you.

Why do you need me?

Especially after we had a 2 1/2 hour nap today.

Love,
Mommy

[BookstoreEscapee]

Dear apartment,

It is 63 degrees in here now. No one came to look at anything. I realize it's the weekend but there are, ya know, laws and stuff on heating people's apartments in the winter. I'm aware that it's not quite winter, and we are in no danger of freezing to death just yet, but when I called, you yourself said it should be around 68. So why is it 63?

I have to take a shower and the last thing I want to do is get naked and wet. No wonder I have such dry skin during cold weather...I have to turn the hot water up too high.

Not happy,
be

[CaroPhoenix]

Dear Self,

I know you're going through coffee withdrawl. However, do you have to be tired all the time because of it?

Needing a nap,
Rummy

[Becks]

get naked and wet

Dear BE,

Wrong thread.

,

Becks

[BookstoreEscapee]

Dear BE,

Wrong thread.

,

Becks

Dear Becks,

I'll go over there when I do want to get naked and wet...


-be

[CaroPhoenix]

Dear Becks and BSE,

Oh! My Virgin EYES!

My Virgin Brain!


Rummy

[dalesys]

Dear Becks and BSE,

Oh! My Virgin EYES!

My Virgin Brain!


Rummy

Virgin?
Maybe like me, in left nostril...

[crazylegs]

Dear J,A & L

I'm really proud of you all, you did us proud! Wine, chocolate and incredible bubble baths all round I think

Much love and respect

Crazylegs