Dear....

[RetailWorkhorse]

Dear Mr War Veteran In The Wheel Chair Handing Out Pictures Of Jesus,

...I think I know the guy in those pictures and it sure as heck ain't Mister Christ.

-RW
PS: PLEASE DON'T TRY TO CROSS THE ROAD WHEN CARS ARE COMING! These nutters around here aren't as cautious as I.

[BarbieGirl]

Dear DH,

A little heads up that the contractors would be fixing some shingles today would have been nice, I wouldn't have nearly had a heart attack when I heard massive thumping on the roof with just me and my small children home alone.


love the one who's heart is still racing and hands still shaking.

[Becks]

"Dear" Ex,

About damn time this happened to you.

Karma.

--me

[Elspeth]

Dear life in general

I hate you.

Dear Family

I am beginning to hate most of you as well.

Dear nervous breakdown

Please get here sooner rather then later. I need a nap. And I am pretty sure it is the only way I am getting one.

*cries in the corner*

[AnaKhouri]

Dear Grouchy Guy:

Glare and sigh all you like. We're not leaving. While I think there should be child-free spaces in the world, the public library is not one of them. Also, if the train table and picture books didn't tip you off, you're in the children's section. Where there will most likely be children. Go read your hoity-toity financial magazines on the adult side if we're bothering you that much.

Sincerely,

Ana

*****

Dear College Girl:

Skinny jeans, boots, Beatles t-shirt and long black cardigan...seriously? It's 78 degrees out.

Puzzledly,

Ana

***

Dear bats:

Please come live in my backyard.

Love, Ana

[shankyknitter]

Dear Phobos-

Sorry my aunt scared the ever living snot out of you. I was dumb and left my facebook open when I was in the shower and I'm sorry she messaged you in an attempt to 'help'. I do like you and you have said you do like me, however you and I are on the same page here and my aunt is reading a different book. Just letting you know.

-Mhari

Aunt-

I love you but I nearly killed you when you tried to 'help' me. Don't go on my computer any more.

-Shanky

[BookstoreEscapee]

Dear Eyes,

Please stop bugging me and don't have anything wrong tomorrow.

-me

Dear Self,

Stop freaking out.

-you

[Peppergirl]

1. Dear Work,

Bite me please. Also f**k off and die.

Love,

Pepper



2. Dear Youngest Son,

I love you dearly but I SWEAR, you were easier to handle when you were a high-strung toddler.

Please lighten up and give me a break.

Love,

Mom


3. Dear Friends,

Thank you for the compliments on my recent weightloss, however - it's not a *good* thing when said weight loss is due to loss-of-appetite due to stress. (See Dear #1 and Dear #2)

Love,

Pepper

[CaroPhoenix]

Dear Life,

Please let me curl up and let you drift right by me.

I'm not in a good place right now.


Me

[Whiskey]

Dear Life,

Please let me curl up and let you drift right by me.

I'm not in a good place right now.


Me

Dear life in general

Please get here sooner rather then later. I need a nap. And I am pretty sure it is the only way I am getting one.

*cries in the corner*

Dear you guys,

It'll be okay heres a hug

<3,
Whiskey

Dear self,

Jesus christ leave the god damn house. Go work out. Stop being a lazy ass. And dont even think about freaking out about school and having a panic attack like every other semester.

>:[,
Whiskey

[CaroPhoenix]

Dear Whiskey,

Thank you for the hug.

I needed it.

I need someone to remind me to take my Lexapro.

Mr. Rum isn't doing a good job of it.

*sniffles*
Rummy

[DGoddessChardonnay]

Dear Stanley-

Quit sleeping in the middle of the driveway. One of these days you're gonna end up as yard kill if you're not careful. Same goes for your sister.

Love-
Your Meowmie.

[Whiskey]

Dear Whiskey,


I need someone to remind me to take my Lexapro.

Rummy

I write the time I took it on a calendar. No details just "5pm" "4pm"


Dear stomach,

Be less stupid today okay. We're about to get elbow deep in some kitchen grease and I dont want to feel ill the whole time.

Love you only kind of,
me

[BookstoreEscapee]

Rummy, I used to take my meds with dinner because it was the one meal that I ate at a relatively consistent time (especially working a retail "schedule"). At least that way I took it within the same hour or two window each day. Whether I was at work or at home I ate dinner generally between 5:30 and 7.

[CaroPhoenix]

Dear Whiskey & BE,

Thank you for the suggestions!

I'll try to follow them.

Rummy