Dear Kilt Boy-
I am pissed at you right now. Why you may ask? Because I spent all day with you today. Or rather I should say I spent all day at your house. In your room. On the Internet. While you were in the other room with your housemate playing Pokemon or WOW. For 6 hours. I got you for 45 minutes to watch an episode of Doctor Who and even that was split by dinner. Then you brought me back to my dorm to do homework at 9:30 at night.
There are several things wrong with the above paragraph. Let's play 'find the fuck up' shall we?
1. Ignoring the hot chick who wants to jump your bones who is lying in your bed and that you haven't seen in a week and probably won't see for another week and a half or so.
2. Actually lets re-read 1. and let that sink in for a minute.
3. The homework you had is several days late and frankly should have been done instead of WOW. When you have time for a game or me while I'm up there because of homework I should win out.
4. I had my laptop and was already working on my homework when you kicked me out. We've both done homework together before but apparently I had to leave tonight.
This? This is why gamer guys have a hard time keeping girls. Not because we don't want them or don't find them attractive. But because no one likes playing second fiddle to a fucking pixel.
Get the Hint?
Shanky.
I am pissed at you right now. Why you may ask? Because I spent all day with you today. Or rather I should say I spent all day at your house. In your room. On the Internet. While you were in the other room with your housemate playing Pokemon or WOW. For 6 hours. I got you for 45 minutes to watch an episode of Doctor Who and even that was split by dinner. Then you brought me back to my dorm to do homework at 9:30 at night.
There are several things wrong with the above paragraph. Let's play 'find the fuck up' shall we?
1. Ignoring the hot chick who wants to jump your bones who is lying in your bed and that you haven't seen in a week and probably won't see for another week and a half or so.
2. Actually lets re-read 1. and let that sink in for a minute.
3. The homework you had is several days late and frankly should have been done instead of WOW. When you have time for a game or me while I'm up there because of homework I should win out.
4. I had my laptop and was already working on my homework when you kicked me out. We've both done homework together before but apparently I had to leave tonight.
This? This is why gamer guys have a hard time keeping girls. Not because we don't want them or don't find them attractive. But because no one likes playing second fiddle to a fucking pixel.
Get the Hint?
Shanky.
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