Dear Throat,
What the heck? I wake up and you're SORE?! WHY???
....this isn't because I mixed bleach and Ammonia, is it?
-RW
Dear new DragonBallZ game commercial,
YOU'RE PRONOUNCING IT WRONG! DO IT RIGHT!!
Ka-MAI-ha-MAI-ha,
-RW
Dear Girls Gone Wild Commercials,
You're funny and all, but I really rather like your brother-commercial for Guys Gone Wild a lot better. Something about that one guy in the hardhat without a shirt. If he had the REST of the young Village People I'd be really really happy.
Lots of love and laughter,
-RW
Dear Sick Customer,
...I know it sucks to have a Summer cold, I've had one, but if YOU'RE the reason I have a sore throat, I'm hunting you down and giving you an enema without lube.
No love and lots of eyerolls,
-RW
Dear AM S,
....I TOLD YOU to take a break from the open-to-closes and what happens? YOU GET SICK. And this was the week that SM C was supposed to go on Vacay, you had 40 hours this week! I pity ya, I really do, but I TOLD YOU to take better care of yourself. I've watched you suffer from sugar-crashes for the past month, I KNOW what it's doing to you. How the hell do you think I got sick in the first place?
Aggravated but working to keep you well,
Your Cashier
What the heck? I wake up and you're SORE?! WHY???
....this isn't because I mixed bleach and Ammonia, is it?
-RW
Dear new DragonBallZ game commercial,
YOU'RE PRONOUNCING IT WRONG! DO IT RIGHT!!
Ka-MAI-ha-MAI-ha,
-RW
Dear Girls Gone Wild Commercials,
You're funny and all, but I really rather like your brother-commercial for Guys Gone Wild a lot better. Something about that one guy in the hardhat without a shirt. If he had the REST of the young Village People I'd be really really happy.
Lots of love and laughter,
-RW
Dear Sick Customer,
...I know it sucks to have a Summer cold, I've had one, but if YOU'RE the reason I have a sore throat, I'm hunting you down and giving you an enema without lube.
No love and lots of eyerolls,
-RW
Dear AM S,
....I TOLD YOU to take a break from the open-to-closes and what happens? YOU GET SICK. And this was the week that SM C was supposed to go on Vacay, you had 40 hours this week! I pity ya, I really do, but I TOLD YOU to take better care of yourself. I've watched you suffer from sugar-crashes for the past month, I KNOW what it's doing to you. How the hell do you think I got sick in the first place?
Aggravated but working to keep you well,
Your Cashier
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