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  • #1

    The Whine Store

    1st Person: What’s new?

    2nd Person: A whine store opened up nearby.

    1st Person: Sounds great. I’ll go check it out and see what kind of wine they have.

    2nd Person: Oh, they don’t sell wine. It’s a store where you can go to complain.

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    *groan*



    I'd like to lodge a complaint...
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    • #3
      Quoth EricKei View Post
      ...I'd like to lodge a complaint...
      That one needs to be tipi'd.
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      • #4
        Anything like this (at 3:58)?
        I'm trying to see things from your point of view, but I can't get my head that far up my keister!

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