This week's 'Most Imaginative Criminal'

[Kit-Ginevra]

Been a bit quiet here lately,but fear not,there's always one who can be trusted on to not only commit a crime,but make it entertaining too....

'Mr A was charged with vandalism after destroying a fibreglass penguin outside the XYZ Ice Cream Parlour. He was also charged with having a dangerous weapon in public,namely a broken fibreglass ice cream cone that had been ripped off the penguin when he destroyed it... '

[KuariKaydrith]

A fibreglass pingwing you say? I'm not sure I want to know what may have been running through Mr. A's head when he decided to bash the bird...