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You pour gasoline in the carburetor bowl every block or two to get home. (plugged fuel filter)
I am not an a**hole. I am a hemorrhoid. I irritate a**holes!
Procrastination: Forward planning to insure there is something to do tomorrow.
Derails threads faster than a pocket nuke.
When you have the vehicle in the shop every day for a week for the same problem. (Bad a/c here. Current guess is bad compressor. Nothing like no a/c in 105+-degree heat.)
Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, you speak with the Fraud department. -- CrazedClerkthe2nd OW! Rolled my eyes too hard, saw my brain. -- Seanette she seems to top me in crazy, and I'm enough crazy for my family. -- Cooper Yes, I am evil. What's your point? -- Jester
..you are driving and a rusted piece of something falls off the back...
... and it's the gas tank ... (Yep. A '61 Fairlane 2-speed automatic in a blizzard)
I am not an a**hole. I am a hemorrhoid. I irritate a**holes!
Procrastination: Forward planning to insure there is something to do tomorrow.
Derails threads faster than a pocket nuke.
Ummm, when it breaks in half... Yes, that really happened to me.
Seph Taur10
"You're supposed to be the head of covert intelligence. Right now, I'm not seeing a hell of a lot of intelligence. Covert, overt, or otherwise!"-Lochley, B5, A View from the Gallery
When you can watch the road flying by under your feet. (The Corvair my mother borrowed from a member of our bishopric, Brother Pope (Arnold).)
I am not an a**hole. I am a hemorrhoid. I irritate a**holes!
Procrastination: Forward planning to insure there is something to do tomorrow.
Derails threads faster than a pocket nuke.
When you can watch the road flying by under your feet.
Dad's '79 Volvo sedan was like that. He Filled the hole with spray-on expandable foam. Same car, more "you know you drive a shitbox when..."
...your exhaust is made of coffee cans and coat hangers.
...you cannot open the driver's door from the inside.
...the primary color of the car is "Bondo."
...you have to use a bungee cord to hold the trunk lid down.
...it can wither a rainforest at 50 paces.
Then there was the '88 Taurus that came later, also a junker...
...the primary color of the car is "rust."
...the headlight is held in with tape.
...the car tends to "hop" over bumps, because the rear springs are broken.
...the car smells like a refinery, due to the entire top of the gas tank being gone.
...you have to use a flashlight to see the gauges at night.
Aerodynamics are for people who can't build engines. --Enzo Ferrari
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