My Brother is a F***ing Idiot (super-epic, bad language)

[digilight]

Wow your brother is one stupid ass mother fucker. How can someone be so fucking stupid as to hear the same story 3 times (HPV...Can't get pregnant...blah..blah..fucking blah) and fall for it hook line and sinker. These fucking cum sponge sluts knew exactly what the fuck they were doing, they saw a sucker. Expecially this current one, bennie (hehe makes me think of bennie the bull from dora the explorer).

As for knocking him out to get a little nip and tuck, I was thinking a well placed fast ball during a baseball game would do the trick (notice not fully advocating violence, but I sure as fuck am thinking it).

And lastly, as a father who has 2 kids with my wife, I can say that you are worlds ahead of your brother. Your kids will grow up with so much more then his, they will experience love, a good family, a nurturing environment, and as such will grow up to be good people. You have allready set the stage for them to succed at life.

PS. Congrats on the baby, it is a blast.

[PepperElf]

because she had cervical cancer via HPV

All three of them?

that's... unusual, granted it's one of the most popular ones but... it's a little odd.

unless of course he's been picking them out because of that. which does happen in the world of STDs.

sounds like he needs to get solid on some things though

and um... maybe it's time he realized "HPV =/= birthcontrol"

[tropicsgoddess]

AnaK, your brother would be the perfect candidate for the YAAFM series (You Are A Fucking Moron). The first time, I can understand that granted yes we make a mistake and move on, but to make that same mistake more than once...chronic dumbass syndrome in my book. Give your brother one of these from me Congrats on your baby boy!

[morgana]

Get him drunk and then call me. I have seen a vasectomy performed, and I have a couple of *very* sharp paring knives . . .

I may or may not be kidding . . .

[blas]

Lots of women have HPV, it's very, very, very...I could fill up this whole screen with the word "Very", you get my drift...lots of women have HPV. Lots of men have it too. It rarely renders you sterile. There are more different forms of HPV than pairs of shoes in Carrie Bradshaw's closet. Many of them have no symptoms. Even the ones severe enough to cause abnormal Pap smears and (ultimately, if not caught for a long time) cervical cancer gave little to absolutely no side effects. More men and women have it than you may think (although obviously, men don't have a cervix so HPV doesn't affect them that way).

HPV is not commonly known for rendering women sterile. The woman would have to go YEARS without a Pap, and it would already have to be too late to be gotten rid of via chryosurgery (freezing of the affected spots on the cervix) or Leep (laser removal of the bad cells on the cervix, Leeps are for the worst of the worst).

And even then....there's always C-section births.

Any man dumb enough to believe that HPV = sterile deserves a good smack in the nuts.

[draftermatt]

I had to go back and check three times to make sure he used the same excuse each time.

Part of me wonders, are each of these girls telling him the same thing, or is he telling you the same excuse because he knows you'll be upset with him.

If he's refusing a vasectomy I'd bet he likes "spreading his seed", and he enjoys the drama, why else would he keep doing it?

[Jester]

How can someone be so fucking stupid as to hear the same story 3 times (HPV...Can't get pregnant...blah..blah..fucking blah) and fall for it hook line and sinker. These fucking cum sponge sluts knew exactly what the fuck they were doing, they saw a sucker.

I have to agree. I can see how someone can be stupid once. Hell, I've been there. Not with this HPV thing, though, as I don't think I've heard of it. No, seriously. But I once had a girlfriend who told me she couldn't get pregnant because she had had her tubes tied. Yes, I know it's still remotely possible for pregnancy to occur after that procedure, but it seems unlikely. In any case, either that remote possibility happened, or the girl in question had simply lied to me about having had the procedure done, because she did, in fact, get pregnant. And that made me smile.

Because she got pregnant over a year after I was no longer with her. With a new sucker boyfriend.

If he's refusing a vasectomy I'd bet he likes "spreading his seed", and he enjoys the drama, why else would he keep doing it?

I would like to (again) cast my vote for "he's a fucking idiot."