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  • What Religion is Your Bra?
    A man walked into the ladies department of Macy's in New York City and shyly walked up to the woman behind the counter and said, 'I'd like to buy a bra for my wife...'

    'What type of bra?' asked the clerk.
    'Type?' inquires the man, 'There's more than one type?'
    'Look around,' said the saleslady, as she showed a sea of bras in every shape, size, colour and material imaginable.
    'Actually, even with all of this variety, there are really only four types of bras to choose from.'

    Relieved, the man asked about the types.
    The saleslady replied:
    'There are the Catholic, the Salvation Army, the Presbyterian, and the Baptist types. Which one would you prefer?'
    Now totally befuddled, the man asked about the differences between them.
    The Saleslady responded, 'It is all really quite simple..

    The Catholic type supports the masses;
    The Salvation Army type lifts the fallen;
    The Presbyterian type keeps them staunch and upright;
    The Baptist type makes mountains out of molehills.'

    ----------
    Have you ever wondered why A, B, C, D, DD, E, F, G, and H are the letters
    used to define bra sizes? If you have wondered why, but couldn't figure out
    what the letters stood for, it is about time you became informed!

    (A) Almost Boobs...
    (B) Barely there......
    (C) Can't Complain!..
    (D) Damn!...
    (DD) Double damn!...
    (E) Enormous!...
    (F) Fake...
    (G) Get a Reduction...
    (H) Help me, I've fallen and I can't get up!...

    ----------
    They forgot the German bra.

    'Holtzemfromfloppen'
    I don't go in for ancient wisdom
    I don't believe just 'cause ideas are tenacious
    It means that they're worthy - Tim Minchin, "White Wine in the Sun"

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    • BE....

      You're my kind of twisted. Here, have more brownies.


      You like chai? I made some iced chai from the concentrate I made last night. It's yummy...

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      • I don't like chai but I like brownies!

        I has cherry ice right now
        I don't go in for ancient wisdom
        I don't believe just 'cause ideas are tenacious
        It means that they're worthy - Tim Minchin, "White Wine in the Sun"

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        • Mmm...cherries. I like cherries.

          Fine, more chai for me!!

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          • I need boobies STAT.

            I just spent 2 hours at work dealing with a crisis with the pumps and the till.

            Finally got it working again.

            I need alcohol, though, I just opened up a Nordeast beer, and am eating a 5 Guys burger and small cajun fries.
            "Life is tough. It's even tougher if you're stupid" Redd Foxx as Al Royal - The Royal Family - Pilot Episode - 1991.

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            • Quoth Victory Sabre View Post
              I need boobies STAT.
              I'm wearing a tank top and haven't taken my bra off yet, that's the best I got...

              Looks like you've got the alcohol part covered. Sorry for the crisis. So much for a kinda day off.

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              • Lazy Ass was down there running around like a chicken with his head cut off. It was difficult to get answers from him to know what was done, before I got there, to fix the problem. The only good thing he did was raise the price on the gas sign to scare people off, because the pumps weren't working.
                "Life is tough. It's even tougher if you're stupid" Redd Foxx as Al Royal - The Royal Family - Pilot Episode - 1991.

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                • Quoth Victory Sabre View Post
                  I need boobies STAT.

                  (o)(o)


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                  I don't go in for ancient wisdom
                  I don't believe just 'cause ideas are tenacious
                  It means that they're worthy - Tim Minchin, "White Wine in the Sun"

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                  • Which in and of itself was probably a fluke, because his line of thinking was probably "pumps aren't working, harder to get gas, so raise prices to reflect effort!"

                    Oops, my cynicism is showing again. And it's partnered with my bitchiness. My bad.

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                    • Probably. He was pretty useless during the situation. The only thing for him to do was to tell people that the pumps weren't working if they did happen to come in.

                      If you ever go to 5 Guys to get food, never order the large fries. The regular ones are enormous. The large are twice as big.

                      ETA:

                      Totally stuffed. I shouldn't have eaten all the fries. I also screwed up and got the regular burger, which has 2 patties. Way too much to eat.
                      Last edited by Victory Sabre; 08-31-2010, 12:17 AM.
                      "Life is tough. It's even tougher if you're stupid" Redd Foxx as Al Royal - The Royal Family - Pilot Episode - 1991.

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                      • Yay for food comas??

                        Well, much as i love all of you, my boobs and I are going to bed early. I'm exhausted and at this point, I'm dozing off over my keyboard again, so I'm going to go collapse in bed now. See y'all later.

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                        • Night Lupo.
                          "Life is tough. It's even tougher if you're stupid" Redd Foxx as Al Royal - The Royal Family - Pilot Episode - 1991.

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                          • Quoth Victory Sabre View Post
                            Night Lupo.
                            'Night Johnboy.
                            I don't go in for ancient wisdom
                            I don't believe just 'cause ideas are tenacious
                            It means that they're worthy - Tim Minchin, "White Wine in the Sun"

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                            • Did everyone go to bed!?
                              I don't go in for ancient wisdom
                              I don't believe just 'cause ideas are tenacious
                              It means that they're worthy - Tim Minchin, "White Wine in the Sun"

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                              • Quoth Victory Sabre View Post

                                If you ever go to 5 Guys to get food, never order the large fries. The regular ones are enormous. The large are twice as big.

                                ETA:

                                Totally stuffed. I shouldn't have eaten all the fries. I also screwed up and got the regular burger, which has 2 patties. Way too much to eat.
                                If there's ever a place where there's no need to order the large fries, it's Five Guys. They just toss a big 'ol scoop of 'em in your bag no matter what size you order.

                                And yeah, next time I go there I'm ordering the small burger. With lettuce, onions, pickles and A-1 sauce.

                                Knowledge is power. Power corrupts. Study hard. Be evil.

                                "I never said I wasn't a horrible person."--Me, almost daily

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