LUPO!! (probably NSFW somewhere in here)

[zombiequeen]

I walked a mile this morning, in my living room, wearing my pajamas. Then I ate a healthy breakfast. Now I'm drinking cranberry juice and water. What is wrong with me? Nothing!
I AM THE HEALTHMASTER!


My husband finished his assignment from Manpower. He's laid offfffffffff.....
BUT he's working with my dad doing construction, so at least he's getting some moneys.

[Whiskey]

There's a guy in line who looks like a degenerate drug dealer.

Wanna do it with him

Don't judge me bitches

[Magpie]

As long as you reason isn't "I can get cheap drugs if I do" then I don't care. Otherwise, you're basically getting paid for it...

[Whiskey]

And if he buys me dinner and drinks, that's completely different

[Magpie]

And if he buys me dinner and drinks, that's completely different

Not always actually... (The "I bought you dinner, you owe me" attitude, switch "he" and "I" for "I" and "you" too).

[Whiskey]

You have sone warped points of view. I generally fuck whoever I please. Free shit is just a bonus

[Whiskey]

Dear god

The degenerate might be one of my exes


Uh oh

[SengaKitty]

LOL Whiskey

I didn't want to get up at all this morning, let the dogs out. Have coffee now, and the cough is bad as it always is in the mornings. I logged on and the first message I got was from my ex-husband. Yay?

[Whiskey]

It wasnt an ex, rather a random butch lesbian. oops.



I might be bored.

[phantasy]

mMmM ... ketchup.


And what might that be? It looks yummy. *inches over to plate with fork in outstretched hand*

[Whiskey]

That 'ketchup' is Sriracha. It's a medium fried egg over tuna ane onion

[zombiequeen]

I baked spritz cookies! They are tasty...

What, pray tell, does Sriracha taste like?

[BookstoreEscapee]

try contributing it might help in the pace of the thread

hth

I was apparently the only one here last night! beech.

Blah.

Crappy day.

Out of booze.

No one wants to see my boobs.

Here. For you.

mMmM ... ketchup.

I saw a tshirt at the mall yesterday that said "I put ketchup on my ketchup."


I also saw a little plaque at the hallmark store that says "I need a vacation or a martini and I'm out of vacation days."

[csquared]

No one wants to see my boobs.

Not true. Any time you want to show them off.

Need music? Amina is getting tired of Joe Cocker, so I also have this one
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7YdMaZRVUU8

Do you prefer the chair of the pole?

The Wife says I can look. Just can't touch.

*peeks in, looks around, sees the words boobs and booze, tosses in a poka dotted bra and runs away again*

Tease.

I also saw a little plaque at the hallmark store that says "I need a vacation or a martini and I'm out of vacation days."

Make mine a Margarita, on the rocks, with salt.

[csquared]

I baked spritz cookies! They are tasty...

What, pray tell, does Sriracha taste like?

COOKIES!

Sriracha