LUPO!! (probably NSFW somewhere in here)

[Amina516]

Sorry Becks!

Have a beer and some chocolate and some boobs.

[Victory Sabre]

Sorry Becks!

Have a beer and some chocolate boobs.

This is how I first read this.

Hope tomorrow is better, Becks.

[Amina516]

Choclate boobs work just as well.


I dont discriminate... LOL.

[csquared]

Hmmmm *checks the "special cabinet"*

Yes. Here it is. Chocolate Mint body sauce.

*hands to Becks*

Who you going to use it on first?

[zombiequeen]

Hmmmm *checks the "special cabinet"*

Yes. Here it is. Chocolate Mint body sauce.

*hands to Becks*

Who you going to use it on first?

Dude, I just checked my drawer here in the table, and of all the stuff in there, there's no chocolate sauce!
I do have some chocolate, strawberry, watermelon, and strawberry-kiwi flavored...stuff though.
And I found the back massager and warming oil. Back massages for everyone*!

*this offer only applies to backs. Not to be used on any other part of body. If you disagree with this, ZQ's husband is feeling quite stabbity today. May only be redeemed with coupon.

[csquared]

Dude, I just checked my drawer here in the table, and of all the stuff in there, there's no chocolate sauce!
I do have some chocolate, strawberry, watermelon, and strawberry-kiwi flavored...stuff though.
And I found the back massager and warming oil. Back massages for everyone*!

*this offer only applies to backs. Not to be used on any other part of body. If you disagree with this, ZQ's husband is feeling quite stabbity today. May only be redeemed with coupon.

Back massage! Yaaayyyyyy!

Coupon? coupon? Where is that coupon. I had it here a minute ago....

I CAN"T FIND MY COUPON!!!!

[zombiequeen]

Aww, sorry, you should have printed it out. Then you could scan it in and email it to me

Well, show me the screen you had it on, and we'll see if the scanner will accept it.

[lupo pazzesco]

I need one of those coupons...

Guess who moved 4,202 lbs of books today...?

Who wants to give me a back rub?

[Amina516]

Sounds like we need to do a circle jerk...er, circle back massage.

[zombiequeen]

I don't have that many massagers...in fact I have one. But I do have a new bottle of massage oil

[BookstoreEscapee]

I'm going to make brownies tonight.
Triple chocolate chunk.

[lupo pazzesco]

My gay coworker already gave me a shoulder rub yesterday. But he said I was too tense. He was surprised at how tight my neck muscles are. That's where I carry my stress. You could bounce a quarter off my neck.

[lupo pazzesco]

BE...I <3 you.

I just...wanna leave that there. you know. Just so you're aware and all.

[dalesys]

Sounds like we need to do a circle jerk...er, circle back massage.

Circle the waggin's

My gay coworker already gave me a shoulder rub yesterday. But he said I was too tense. He was surprised at how tight my neck muscles are. That's where I carry my stress. You could bounce a quarter off my neck.

In boot camp that means the bed is made.

[BookstoreEscapee]

BE...I <3 you.

I just...wanna leave that there. you know. Just so you're aware and all.

Aw, thanks. Nice to know someone does.

Too bad you're not a cute guy who does eye exams.

(I actually am making brownies. Potluck lunch at work tomorrow.)