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  • #5011
    Quoth Ceir View Post

    Or like everyone who somehow decides 'Every Breath You Take' is romantic. Cripes, do you not actually pay attention to the words?
    Oh my god, yes. So creepy.

    Kind of like that American Idol winner, Clay Aiken's single "Invisible." "If I was invisible, Then I could just watch you in your room. If I was invisible, I'd make you mine tonight." HELLO!?
    PWNADE(TM) - Serve up a glass today! | PWNZER - An act of pwnage so awesome, it's like the victim got hit by a tank.

    There are only Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse because I choose to walk!

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    • #5012
      Quoth Ceir View Post

      Or like everyone who somehow decides 'Every Breath You Take' is romantic. Cripes, do you not actually pay attention to the words?
      Or how "romantic" "I Will Always Love You" (which is a BREAKUP song) or "Saving All My Love For You" (a side piece is whining about how awful it is that "her" so-called "man" hasn't left his FAMILY for her yet) are.
      "Crazy may always be open for business, but on the full moon, it has buy one get one free specials." - WishfulSpirit

      "Sometimes customers remind me of zombies, but I'm pretty sure that zombies are smarter." - MelindaJoy77

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      • #5013
        Sometimes I do it to myself.

        > Be me. Nom on some hard candy.
        > Have a coughing fit, bring up a splotch of bright red.
        > Freeze in momentary panic before my eyes fall on the cherry Jolly Rancher wrapper from five minutes ago literally next to my other hand.

        It's not even Monday, or Friday for that matter!
        Cheap, fast, good. Pick two.
        They want us to read minds, I want read/write.

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        • #5014
          Young Folks is still grotesquely awful...and yet it endures. Fuck Peter and Bjorn with John.

          Grocery store muzak system, gimme all the stomp clap hey you want, but not that.
          Knowledge is power. Power corrupts. Study hard. Be evil.

          "I never said I wasn't a horrible person."--Me, almost daily

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          • #5015
            Carolina squatting your clapped-out Chevy Colorado is definitely a choice. One that probably involved many substances, illicit and otherwise. I don't want to know.
            Knowledge is power. Power corrupts. Study hard. Be evil.

            "I never said I wasn't a horrible person."--Me, almost daily

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            • #5016
              Quoth Irving Patrick Freleigh View Post
              Carolina squatting your clapped-out Chevy Colorado is definitely a choice. One that probably involved many substances, illicit and otherwise. I don't want to know.
              "Carolina squatting"?
              "Crazy may always be open for business, but on the full moon, it has buy one get one free specials." - WishfulSpirit

              "Sometimes customers remind me of zombies, but I'm pretty sure that zombies are smarter." - MelindaJoy77

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              • #5017
                Quoth Seanette View Post

                "Carolina squatting"?
                When the front bumper of your dick-em-up truck is way high and the rear bumper is damn near plowing the asphalt.
                I am not an a**hole. I am a hemorrhoid. I irritate a**holes!
                Procrastination: Forward planning to insure there is something to do tomorrow.
                Derails threads faster than a pocket nuke.

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                • #5018
                  Quoth dalesys View Post

                  When the front bumper of your dick-em-up truck is way high and the rear bumper is damn near plowing the asphalt.
                  Oh, extra-strength stupid as applied to vehicle mods, then.
                  "Crazy may always be open for business, but on the full moon, it has buy one get one free specials." - WishfulSpirit

                  "Sometimes customers remind me of zombies, but I'm pretty sure that zombies are smarter." - MelindaJoy77

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                  • #5019
                    Just took the dog for a walk, pretty sure I saw two box elder bugs fuckin' like nothing matters.

                    Get a room you two.
                    Knowledge is power. Power corrupts. Study hard. Be evil.

                    "I never said I wasn't a horrible person."--Me, almost daily

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                    • #5020
                      Quoth Irving Patrick Freleigh View Post
                      Just took the dog for a walk, pretty sure I saw two box elder bugs fuckin' like nothing matters.

                      Get a room you two.
                      Only two? They're fricking (and fucking) everywhere this year where I live.
                      Cheap, fast, good. Pick two.
                      They want us to read minds, I want read/write.

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                      • #5021
                        Why would anyone want a bottle opener on the bottom of their shoe? Why would you want a bottle next to something that has been going through dirt, mud, sand, or other things?
                        This site proves Corey Taylor right. Man really is a "four letter word."

                        I'm now using my Deviant Art page to post my humor.

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