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Subway self sighting
Ever had a moment when you wished the ground would just open up & swallow you? Well, I could have done with that this lunchtime.
I popped into Subway, as I had a voucher for a 6 inch meatball for £1.99 *drools* Since it was rather quiet in there today, I was chatting a little with the cashier & managed to come out with this classic.
"I don't know how anyone can eat a footlong. I'm stuffed after I've eaten 6 inches".
The cashier went bright red & tried valiantly not to
. I blushed horribly, made a remark about going back to the office & dying of embarrassment, & scarpered post-haste. 
I really must de-fluff my gutter-brain filter... 
I popped into Subway, as I had a voucher for a 6 inch meatball for £1.99 *drools* Since it was rather quiet in there today, I was chatting a little with the cashier & managed to come out with this classic.
"I don't know how anyone can eat a footlong. I'm stuffed after I've eaten 6 inches".
The cashier went bright red & tried valiantly not to
. I blushed horribly, made a remark about going back to the office & dying of embarrassment, & scarpered post-haste. I really must de-fluff my gutter-brain filter...