Put your glasses on!

[greek_jester]

As my sister & I are slightly broke, I cooked dinner for my stepdad rather than take him out to dinner on Father's Day.

Dinner went well, & after a nice evening he popped to the loo before going home with my mum. A couple of minutes later, he sheepishly put his head around the corner & asked for a cloth. You see, he didn't pay attention when he picked up the air freshener, & managed to pick up my shaving gel instead...

[RecoveringKinkoid]

Oh, lord.

My dad once thought the powder he put in his boots was foot powder. It was polygrip.

Fun times.

[telecom_goddess]

Oh, lord.

My dad once thought the powder he put in his boots was foot powder. It was polygrip.

Fun times.

So did the boots stick to his feet well

[RecoveringKinkoid]

Oh, yeah. He was a young man with a paper route at the time. He came home and could not get his boots off. It took his mother literally hauling on his boots with all her might while he hung onto the bathtub with both hands to get them off. He said the ropes of Polygrip hanging out of his boots when they finally came off looked like pumpkin guts when you're emptying out a jack o lantern.

He to this day says how his father ever got his teeth out of his head to clean them is a mystery.

[greek_jester]

It took his mother literally hauling on his boots with all her might while he hung onto the bathtub with both hands to get them off. He said the ropes of Polygrip hanging out of his boots when they finally came off looked like pumpkin guts when you're emptying out a jack o lantern.

Priceless!

He to this day says how his father ever got his teeth out of his head to clean them is a mystery.

Something tells me he didn't use quite as much in his mouth as his son used on his feet.