The quiet oddball.
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Being the only one in the entire store that has the patience to check "out-of-dates" --- products that have expired --- and take care of zeroing them out and disposing of them. Yes, I'm detailed oriented (okay .... anal!! )
What the other associates do NOT understand is that, when you are checking expiration dates, you are NOT working on a register, you are NOT working with that stupid other co-worker, you are NOT doing a reset, and you are NOT dealing with SCs (well for the most part). The work day is so much smoother that way!
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Thought of another one: I'm the bag lady. I am the one who makes sure all lanes are stocked and everyone knows Food Lady does NOT like when you leave the holder tabs all over the place instead of recycling, or leave random bags all over instead of using them."Is it hot in here to you? It's very warm, isn't it?"--Nero, probably
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Ugh, I hate loose bags everywhere. USE THEM! Every few days when I notice the loose bags are piling up, I'll hold a little experiment if I'm opening self-scam. I'll put a set number of loose bags (nicely opened and stacked) on the end of each register and keep track of whether people use them. It's about 50/50 right now, with the 'non-users' choosing instead to fight with the bags on the racks and leave half of them randomly strewn about"I am quite confident that I do exist."
"Excuse me, I'm making perfect sense. You're just not keeping up." The Doctor
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At BoutiqueGrocery as a teen -- Known as the guy who knows where EVERYTHING is (lemon curd (uncommon in the US)? Spices from Hungary? Unpronounceable food additives from the middle of nowhere? Sure! Aisle 5, right hand side, 2nd shelf from the top near the fried weasel)... I was also (apparently) know as the one guy who never seemed to curse, through no fault of my own. On the rare occasions when I did let fly with a bit of sailor talk, the CW's *knew* something was really wrong, and had the wisdom to stay well clear of me until I finished my shift...
At DaddyJim's Pizza, I was one of the better pizza cutters (hey! it's an art~!... apparently). This came back to bite me in the ass come Mardi Gras time, when we typically had 2 450~500F ovens running (with just me on the cut table), 3 small pizzas side-by-side, all touching each other, all the way back thru the ovens, for 14 hours a day, on parade days...gah. I didn't have to work the entire run each time, but I was still there for full shifts, and they opted not to charge me for water and other drinks when I did soIf only they were a "profit-sharing" type of place ~_~ We were doing 24~27 thousand-dollar DAYS (at least, what they reported to Corporate...); that's not bad for a two-week span any other time of year.
"For a musician, the SNES sound engine is like using Crayola Crayons. Nobuo Uematsu used Crayola Crayons to paint the Sistine Chapel." - Jeremy Jahns (re: "Dancing Mad")
"The difference between an amateur and a master is that the master has failed way more times." - JoCat
"Thinking is difficult, therefore let the herd pronounce judgment!" ~ Carl Jung
"There's burning bridges, and then there's the lake just to fill it with gasoline." - Wiccy, reddit
"Retail is a cruel master, and could very well be the most educational time of many people's lives, in its own twisted way." - me
"Love keeps her in the air when she oughta fall down...tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens...makes her a home." - Capt. Malcolm Reynolds, "Serenity" (2005)
Acts of Gord – Read it, Learn it, Love it!
"Our psychic powers only work if the customer has a mind to read." - me
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I'm the science/language guy. "How do you spell..." "What's that word for...." "Why is the sky blue?" etc.
Fairly recently co-worker's kid (19!) told her the ol' "We never went to the moon." story.She came to me for a way to refute it.
That kind of stuff.
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1. Getting my work done quickly. I usually don't even have to worry about deadlines, because I almost always beat them, and if I do, it's usually something that's no fault of my own -- i.e., unforeseen technical issues where I need an answer from someone else, problems with the specifications, etc. I freaked out my manager once, because he had estimated that something would take me two weeks, and I finished it in a day and a half. The thing about that was, it was a bunch of different programs, but it was mostly duplication. Figuring out how to make the change in the first program was the tricky part, but once that was done, all I had to do was copy it into the rest of the programs. Sometimes I have slow days because I finished something faster than my manager thought I would, and it takes her some time to find me something else to work on.
2. My short temper with machines. I actually got warned about that by the manager about letting certain words slip out, especially since I wear headphones and don't always hear myself. I personally don't understand how anyone can work on computers and not drop an occasional f-bomb, but I understand that other people don't want to hear it.
3. Back when I was still a new employee and working for the guy who hired me, I was known for my snacks at my desk. Interestingly enough, I was about 70 lbs lighter when I first started there. One day, he needed to have someone stop by and talk to me about a project that I was working on for him, and he told the other person, "To find Mike, just come by my office and listen for the sound of crunching Doritos."Sometimes life is altered.
Break from the ropes your hands are tied.
Uneasy with confrontation.
Won't turn out right. Can't turn out right
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Where I am now, I am known for the same thing I'm known for among friends -- as the walking dictionary/spellchecker.
Quoth MadMike View PostI personally don't understand how anyone can work on computers and not drop an occasional f-bomb, but I understand that other people don't want to hear it."For a musician, the SNES sound engine is like using Crayola Crayons. Nobuo Uematsu used Crayola Crayons to paint the Sistine Chapel." - Jeremy Jahns (re: "Dancing Mad")
"The difference between an amateur and a master is that the master has failed way more times." - JoCat
"Thinking is difficult, therefore let the herd pronounce judgment!" ~ Carl Jung
"There's burning bridges, and then there's the lake just to fill it with gasoline." - Wiccy, reddit
"Retail is a cruel master, and could very well be the most educational time of many people's lives, in its own twisted way." - me
"Love keeps her in the air when she oughta fall down...tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens...makes her a home." - Capt. Malcolm Reynolds, "Serenity" (2005)
Acts of Gord – Read it, Learn it, Love it!
"Our psychic powers only work if the customer has a mind to read." - me
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I'm known for my Google-fu. (I'm sure there's folks here on CS that are much better at it than me, but you have to remember I work with people who are technologically illiterate.) Did a customer move and not give us their new address? I can find it! Disconnected phone? I can find their new phone number! Something that smacks of urban legend? I'll find out! Phone number for a government entity or insurance agent? No problem! What time is it for the customer who lives in France? Easy peasy. See where that customer who lives in Amsterdam works? Okie dokie."I look at the stars. It's a clear night and the Milky Way seems so near. That's where I'll be going soon. "We are all star stuff." I suddenly remember Delenn's line from Joe's script. Not a bad prospect. I am not afraid. In the meantime, let me close my eyes and sense the beauty around me. And take that breath under the dark sky full of stars. Breathe in. Breathe out. That's all."
-Mira Furlan
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