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  • "Show Me the Code"

    Once upon a time, the family farm started getting requests for a certain type of bird.

    Ducks.

    The off white poofy birds that waddle around, give little quacks with every step, and freak out whenever anything gets near them. They're about as hilarious as they sound.

    Either way, we got some ducks and raised them with the same high standards as our other animals. No drugs at all, constantly moved to fresh pasture, free range to roam the field and yard, and as cleanly processed as we can get away with. We don't give the store we supply to any meat as we keep the ducks on special order. As in, you order one, we take one and kill it. It got awkward after the initial slaughter as we then use a hot water scalder to help pluck the feathers. Less than efficient because... you ever try to get a duck wet?

    There's one part to these ducks that we do supply to the store, and that's the eggs. However, a problem was that we weren't quite a hundred percent sure if it was legal to supply duck eggs to the store. We asked around a bit, but no one knew for certain. Apparently, it depends on the laws within the individual states. We ended up emailing the local health inspector looking for answers. The health inspector responded as such:

    "Under no circumstances are duck eggs legal to be sold for human consumption or used as an ingredient in any food meant for human consumption under articles 2-B, 4-Y, 5-G, and 7-L of the state egg code."

    Not the exact message with exact listed articles, but you get the idea.

    But not only did this guy send us this email, but he also sent his reply with our original email to several different people on the state egg board.

    ...Who we then contacted. They're base of operations, let's call it, is actually within town and we know a couple of them from our questions with regular chicken eggs. They let us see the code for ourselves and look over the exact articles the local inspector had mentioned.

    As it turns out, absolutely none of the articles the guy listed had anything to do with what we were talking about. In fact, the health code in our state lists several different kinds off eggs that are legal for sale with duck eggs included in them.

    So we sent off, not only a reply, but a REPLY ALL to the health inspector and all he felt the need to share with, listing and shooting down each and every article he listed, posting our own with proof listed in the code itself of how what we were asking was legal. Then we said until they can show where in the code it says that selling duck eggs is against the law, we shall continue to sell them.

    Haven't heard from them since. We're still ready to defend our position if need be. We've given all of our information to the store we supply to as well so they can be ready, too.

    Sometimes people are a bit nervous about our duck eggs and warn us about how it's illegal to sell them. Whenever they say this, we just smile and respond:

    "Show me the code."

  • #2
    Why would it be illegal to sell duck eggs? (I assume the ducks you're using aren't an endangered species.)
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    • #3
      Quoth XCashier View Post
      Why would it be illegal to sell duck eggs?
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      • #4
        If I can legally buy and eat an Ostrich Egg (and then making it pretty with a Psykana style decoration) I'm pretty sure it's completely legal and eat duck eggs. Actually, they're probably way delicious.
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        • #5
          Quoth XCashier View Post
          Why would it be illegal to sell duck eggs? (I assume the ducks you're using aren't an endangered species.)
          Quoth AmbrosiaWriter View Post
          If I can legally buy and eat an Ostrich Egg (and then making it pretty with a Psykana style decoration) I'm pretty sure it's completely legal and eat duck eggs. Actually, they're probably way delicious.
          No, just run-of-the-mill common ducks.

          We were told that it depends on the state. Could just mean that the different parts of the health code are different and duck eggs are legal to sell anywhere. And they are some of our most popular product. I don't eat plain eggs, but they do amazing things in baked goods.

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          • #6
            YUM duck eggs! I haven't yet found a supplier out here (NH), but back in my hometown in BC I would get duck eggs every week in season from our local farm co-op.
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            • #7
              Quoth AmbrosiaWriter View Post
              If I can legally buy and eat an Ostrich Egg (and then making it pretty with a Psykana style decoration)
              Ooh, pretty! Where did the pattern originate? (I've never heard of Psykana style eggs)
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              • #8
                There's a Chinese grocery around the corner from my parents' house, where I sometimes browse for the weird vegetables. (Not much else there is kosher, unfortunately.) One of the oddball things on the shelf there is fermented fertilized duck eggs. (warning, only highlight if you have a strong stomach) Apparently they let the embryonic duck grow for a week or so, then bury them in the earth for a few months, after which they dig them up and sell them (for food, not weapons, which I would have considered at least reasonable). (end)

                The picture on the label was enough to put me off eating eggs, or damn near anything, for a while.

                Perhaps the inspector thought you were talking about those?
                Last edited by Shalom; 05-23-2013, 04:21 AM. Reason: hid disgustingness

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                • #9
                  I might have been able to tell you how duck eggs taste. Unfortunately, my sister who raises chickens has had bad luck with raccoon predation on her farm, so she currently only has two male ducks. Free range small farm raised chicken eggs, on the other hand, are quite tasty.
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                  • #10
                    Quoth Shalom View Post
                    One of the oddball things on the shelf there is fermented fertilized duck eggs.
                    There's a similar delicacy called balut.

                    Generally though, when one sells eggs or refers to eggs, they are referring to the yolk, white and shell. Not half-formed embryo.
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                    • #11
                      Quoth patiokitty View Post

                      Look up Ukrainian Easter eggs I love the designs that are used on these, and I understand the method but I don't have a stable enough hand to be able to make them myself.
                      There's also a neat little pysanky doll on Doll Divine. Make virtual painted eggies. ^^
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                      • #12
                        Quoth SongsOfDragons View Post
                        There's also a neat little pysanky doll on Doll Divine. Make virtual painted eggies. ^^
                        Oh goodie I'm not the only one who visits that site regularly!

                        Here's the link by the way.

                        I should add at this point that if you are using that website, you are slightly limited in what you can do. Some of the stamps require you to rotate your mouse wheel, which a number of laptops DON'T have.
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                        • #13
                          Quoth fireheart View Post

                          Oh goodie I'm not the only one who visits that site regularly!
                          Hello fellow doller Both Doll Divine and Azalea's Dolls are on my favourites bar. I haven't found anything better on the net for the sheer breadth and quality of their dolls. So so so useful for visualising every character under the sun
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                          • #14
                            Quoth Puzzlement Gum View Post
                            "Under no circumstances are duck eggs legal to be sold for human consumption ....
                            First thing I thought of was Joel Salatin's book "Everything I Want to do is Illegal"
                            Some real horror stories about agriculture and politics colliding. Good luck to you Puzzlement.

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                            • #15
                              Quoth XCashier View Post
                              Why would it be illegal to sell duck eggs? (I assume the ducks you're using aren't an endangered species.)
                              A lot of people are just stupid and think that anything they've never heard of is illegal. People sometimes have to be told that yes, it's legal to own old arcade games.
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