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Were you aware that LeBron James is the most perfect human being to have ever lived?
No? I didn't either until I started working with this one mentally-challenged kid... He occasionally orders everyone to call him by that name for a day (or more), and consistently invokes the holy name of LeBron before attempting feats of sport. As in:
"LeBron James!" (tosses basketball more or less toward basketball goal)
"LeBron James!" (swats at tennis ball)
And so on.
However, I am not worthy to invoke the holy name of LeBron before attempting my own feats of sport. I play sports, all sports, like an old woman and therefore I attempt to invoke such a name before tossing a basketball more or less toward the basketball goal or before swatting at a tennis ball myself. Here's how it typically goes:
"LeBron James!" (swats at tennis ball)
"Millicent Frobnitz!" (swats at tennis ball)
"LeBron James!" (swats at tennis ball)
"Thomasina Gudger!" (swats at tennis ball)
And so on. This is how we spent our time together. It's ever such fun.
No? I didn't either until I started working with this one mentally-challenged kid... He occasionally orders everyone to call him by that name for a day (or more), and consistently invokes the holy name of LeBron before attempting feats of sport. As in:
"LeBron James!" (tosses basketball more or less toward basketball goal)
"LeBron James!" (swats at tennis ball)
And so on.
However, I am not worthy to invoke the holy name of LeBron before attempting my own feats of sport. I play sports, all sports, like an old woman and therefore I attempt to invoke such a name before tossing a basketball more or less toward the basketball goal or before swatting at a tennis ball myself. Here's how it typically goes:
"LeBron James!" (swats at tennis ball)
"Millicent Frobnitz!" (swats at tennis ball)
"LeBron James!" (swats at tennis ball)
"Thomasina Gudger!" (swats at tennis ball)
And so on. This is how we spent our time together. It's ever such fun.
At least he has a hero.
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