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  • Ducky Does Not Do Bats

    Sofar's bee story reminded me of this one, from my time before at the store.

    It was one of the first time's the SM had taken off all day and left me in charge. Things were going good, and I had noticed that he and his wife had driven by earlier to go have lunch at the pizza place next door.

    I'm up at the register doing something (return, void, don't remember just what) when this sweet little old lady approached. She very calmly and quietly called me away from the line, then in a hushed voice told me, "I thought you should know there's a bat on the floor back by the trashcans. I think it's dieing, it's thrashing around in the middle of the aisle."

    Now our trashcans at that time were set up at the back of our main central aisle, so this wasn't some out of the way corner. How I got so lucky as to have this sweet sensible lady see it first and not some screaming panic stricken customer I'll never know. And that, by the way, is not really a jab at any screaming panic stricken customers, I was tempted to lean that way myself.

    We get a lot of bats around here, we're not far from Austin which has a wonderful community of Mexican Free Tail bats. I love to go to the docks at night and watch them swoop down and catch bugs. However, they can carry rabies. And a bat out in the daytime is generally NOT a good thing.

    So I go to check and sure enough, there's this little bat flopping around, kind of jerking. He'd move a bit, be still, jerk a little. I got one of the trashcans with a flat top and covered him up, then kind of scooted it over out of the aisle and asked one of the girls working to keep an eye on it. I felt kind of bad pushing it around, but not enough to take any chances. Run to the front of the store, check the parking lot, YES, SM's car is still outside.

    He got a good laugh about it, actually. Came over, retrieved the little net he'd use to catch the occasional bird that would fly in when we were unloading a truck. He scooped up the bat, went out the back door, and though I didn't see it I feel sure that popping sound I heard was said net w/ bat hitting the side of the building. When he came back in, he jokingly asked me, "Didn't you know that animal control was part of the job?" I laughed and told him we'd negotiate those wages anytime he wanted to discuss it. We both laughed, he went back to lunch with his wife, and the girls and I had something to laugh about the rest of the day.

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    Quoth Ducky Dew View Post

    We get a lot of bats around here, we're not far from Austin which has a wonderful community of Mexican Free Tail bats. I love to go to the docks at night and watch them swoop down and catch bugs.
    That reminds me...'tis that time of year again...need to make a trip down to the Congress Street bridge at dusk an watch them emerge! I think it's been close to 20 years since I've done that, and I don't know if the DH ever has! When things are so close, you just don't ever seem to make it, thinking, "maybe next week."

    I have been driving in the area when they came out...pretty impressive, but difficult to watch when you have to pay attention to traffic!
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    • #3
      I found a baby Brown Bat in my living room once. I thought he was dead at first but he wasn't. I named him Goliath and took him to my (ex) co-worker who rescues wild animals. Turned out he was deformed- one of his wings hadn't grown right and some other things. After several days of good care he passed- the deformities made him not long for this world- and we were quite sad...
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      • #4
        No way, no how am I getting anywhere close to a bat.

        There was a certain room I was suppose to patrol that had a bat in it, the bat liked to swoop down on the unsuspecting guard. Can you guess which room I did not patrol? I didn't get paid enough to deal with bats.
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        • #5
          We once had a small brown bat fly through the kitchen screen at our cottage. Poor thing ended up in the kitchen sink where my mom had the barbecue grill soaking. Five a.m. we're all awakened by my mother screaming her head off about the eyes in the sink. I went over to look (keep in mind, I was MAYBE ten).

          I played with that bat ALL day, and he kept coming around the cottage after that I looooooove bats
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          • #6
            i think i mentioned in one post how i drew the short straw and got the job of snatching the bat off of our double stacker.


            needless to say that plan didnt exactly work out very well........
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            • #7
              I think bats are cute! When I was a kid my mom was cleaning up in the back yard and found a small bat...it was dead, though. Don't see too many bats around here...
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              • #8
                I've only seen bats at the zoo.

                I'd like to see bats. Well, maybe one or two. When a billion come flying out at once...that would make me pee my pants in terror.
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                • #9
                  It's actually great to watch a bunch of them take flight at once, as long as you're not in the way of course. But that's why the docks are my favorite place to watch them, it's generally just two or three and you can really see their antics as they turn and dive chasing bugs.

                  Of course, most of the docks are down river now after the flood.

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                  • #10
                    back in school, we had a bat get into the building. one of the students used his coat to catch the bat, he held it up like a matador(bull fighter), and managed to catch the bat as it flew franticly around the room.
                    It calmed down real fast, hanging upside-down in his coat, with it suddenly being very dark and warm.

                    He just let it out, outside, and it went on its way.
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                    • #11
                      Quoth Ducky Dew View Post
                      Of course, most of the docks are down river now after the flood.
                      Hopefully, you don't live down near the water...
                      I grew up on Lake Travis, and have seen water over the spillways at Mansfield Dam. Anybody who chose/chooses to live below the 710' mark is nuts, IMHO.
                      Let's just hope that Buchanan Dam holds and doesn't get overflowed...(only 2 more feet, last I heard, but that was before yesterday's rains)
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