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  • #1

    Oh god I want it, and you might want it too...

    I need some advancement training today and you know watching infomericials...
    btw when your being payed to watch an Infomercial makes the funny funnier.....

    anyways the first product i learned was called THE COBRA STUNLIGHT!!!
    its a super bright light with a red laser pointer and get this shoots a solid stream of pepper spray over 20 feet....
    I want it sooo bad...
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  • #2
    To quote DeeDee: OoooooOOOOOooooo!


    You're so right. I want one of those, BAD. Ah well, I think a full-size MagLite upside the head will stun just about as well as pepper spray.
    ...WHY DO YOU TEMPT WHAT LITTLE FAITH IN HUMANITY I HAVE!?! -- Kalga
    And I want a pony for Christmas but neither of us is getting what we want OK! What you are asking is impossible. -- Wicked Lexi

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    • #3
      Quoth JustADude View Post
      To quote DeeDee: OoooooOOOOOooooo!


      You're so right. I want one of those, BAD. Ah well, I think a full-size MagLite upside the head will stun just about as well as pepper spray.
      i know there is something about the thought of being able to spray someone with a ballestic stream of pepper sprays that makes my fingers all twitchy.
      oh and did i mention it was a police quality flashlight?
      Last edited by Sliceanddice; 07-04-2007, 03:44 AM.

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      • #4
        A dude I know just got this toy... http://media.putfile.com/Stun-Button (Enhance your calm, John Spartan).
        Bears are bad. If an animal is going to be mean it should look so, like sharks and alligators. - Mark Healey

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        • #5
          The only weapon that cannot be turned agaisnt you is a well trained protection dog.

          We have one and a second in training. *smirk*

          But, shooting pepper spray 20 feet is nice, and it's easy to make pepper spray.
          Quote Dalesys:
          ... as in "Ifn thet dawg comes at me, Ima gonna shutz ma panz!"

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          • #6
            Sounds snazzy, but I don't think I'd ever need one.
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            oh dear, now they're masquerading as sane-KiaKat
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            • #7
              Quoth Kilamon View Post
              A dude I know just got this toy... http://media.putfile.com/Stun-Button (Enhance your calm, John Spartan).
              Good gods how many cows would you be able to probe with that?
              I want it even more now.
              How was I supposed to know someone was slipping you Birth Control in the food I've been making for you lately?

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              • #8
                You know the only thing that could be neater would be a maglite that shoots pepper spray at the same time it tazes someone. With a greenlite laser of course. And it has to be in hot pinnk camo so that certain people can order it......

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                • #9
                  Quoth Rahmota View Post
                  You know the only thing that could be neater would be a maglite that shoots pepper spray at the same time it tazes someone. With a greenlite laser of course. And it has to be in hot pinnk camo so that certain people can order it......
                  well with paint you can make everything camo....

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                  • #10
                    Ummm the pink camo reference was a joke about some of gravekeeper's customer base that keeps ordering strange thigns in pink camo, or somethign like that.

                    Anyhow.

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                    • #11
                      Ah well, I think a full-size MagLite upside the head will stun just about as well as pepper spray.
                      Or a full size maglite with a 3 Watt LED bulb in it. Hit them in the eye with the beam and they'll have to wait for the sunspots to clear. Of course, by then you'd better be smacking them with the heavy end.

                      < keeps a 6-D Cell Maglight with a 3 W LED bulb next to his bed>

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                      • #12
                        Quoth MadRocketScientist View Post
                        Or a full size maglite with a 3 Watt LED bulb in it. Hit them in the eye with the beam and they'll have to wait for the sunspots to clear. Of course, by then you'd better be smacking them with the heavy end.

                        < keeps a 6-D Cell Maglight with a 3 W LED bulb next to his bed>
                        it has three bright. bright. bright (i dont know the wattage) LED lights.

                        and Rahmota i knew i was joking

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                        • #13
                          Quoth Rahmota View Post
                          And it has to be in hot pinnk camo so that certain people can order it......
                          It should come with a matching pink camo holster, so it can be attached to the hot pink camo mini skirt(size XL).

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