So our store sponsors and provides books for >state< Book Fair. Lots of local and some not-local authors show up and sit at tables in this flea market atmosphere and people come and talk to them and buy their books.
Every year there is some sort of special luncheon you can buy a ticket for and have lunch with an author (and like 200 other people). Last year was Jane Fonda.
This year is the worst idea for a lunch ever.
Pay $10, have lunch with...Miss Manners.
"Miss Manners, can I ask you a question about your newspaper column?"
"It's MAY I ask, and get your elbow OFF the table!"
Every year there is some sort of special luncheon you can buy a ticket for and have lunch with an author (and like 200 other people). Last year was Jane Fonda.
This year is the worst idea for a lunch ever.
Pay $10, have lunch with...Miss Manners.
"Miss Manners, can I ask you a question about your newspaper column?"
"It's MAY I ask, and get your elbow OFF the table!"
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