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  • No pun intended.

    Discussing a new brand of bottled water, my co-worker said "The water market's over-saturated already". She didn't realise why I burst out laughing until I explained it.

  • #2
    LOL!

    By the way, what's the feature that makes this new brand of bottled water "extra special"?

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    • #3
      Quoth matty View Post
      LOL!

      By the way, what's the feature that makes this new brand of bottled water "extra special"?
      It's dehydrated.
      The Rich keep getting richer because they keep doing what it was that made them rich. Ditto the Poor.
      "Hy kan tell dey is schmot qvestions, dey is makink my head hurt."
      Hoc spatio locantur.

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      • #4
        Quoth Geek King View Post
        It's dehydrated.

        So..what do you add to it then?


        Just sliding down the razor blade of life.

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        • #5
          Dihydrogen monoxide.

          Rapscallion

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          • #6
            Quoth Rapscallion View Post
            Dihydrogen monoxide.
            But that's a highly dangerous poison!

            http://www.dhmo.org/

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            • #7
              Quoth drunkenwildmage View Post
              So..what do you add to it then?


              Why, the alchoholic beverage of your choice, of course. Fill to taste.
              The Rich keep getting richer because they keep doing what it was that made them rich. Ditto the Poor.
              "Hy kan tell dey is schmot qvestions, dey is makink my head hurt."
              Hoc spatio locantur.

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              • #8
                Quoth matty View Post
                LOL!

                By the way, what's the feature that makes this new brand of bottled water "extra special"?
                Nothing really, it's just Another Bloody Water.

                Seriously, that's the brand name - Another Bloody Water.

                The boss is still trying to decide if the risk of complaints about the name outweighs the novelty value of a product with a slightly rude name, so for now we've got a pallet of the stuff sitting in the store room.

                (and yes I was hoping for a set-up like that before revealing the brand name)

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                • #9
                  That is marketing genius! I'd be more likely to go for fresh orange juice or similar, but seeing that would make me buy it.

                  Well, once, anyway.

                  Rapscallion

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                  • #10
                    If it does go on sale I'll buy a bottle and post a photo.

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                    • #11
                      Quoth edible_hat View Post
                      If it does go on sale I'll buy a bottle and post a photo.
                      Would it be this stuff? http://anotherbloodywater.com.au/
                      I don't have an attitude problem. You have a perception problem.
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                      • #12
                        Yeah, that's it. Same bottle design at least.

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                        • #13
                          Quoth XCashier View Post
                          Would it be this stuff? http://anotherbloodywater.com.au/
                          I like these guys.
                          ...WHY DO YOU TEMPT WHAT LITTLE FAITH IN HUMANITY I HAVE!?! -- Kalga
                          And I want a pony for Christmas but neither of us is getting what we want OK! What you are asking is impossible. -- Wicked Lexi

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                          • #14
                            That's really cute!
                            I don't go in for ancient wisdom
                            I don't believe just 'cause ideas are tenacious
                            It means that they're worthy - Tim Minchin, "White Wine in the Sun"

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