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If you've worked retail chances are, especially now with Christmas around the corner, you've had more than one customer come up to you with fanciful descriptions of a wonder product they've seen on their glorious television set that they must simply have for their life to be complete. And not only has it been seen on TV, the wonderfully proportioned commercial ad stated that it was NOW AVAILABLE at your store.
Some of you watch TV and might've caught a glimpse of this miraculous, life changing product and know exactly what it is and where to find it in the confusing maze that is your store. Others of you, like me, don't watch TV either for lack of time or annoyance at seeing Britney's ass and kids on the screen every five minutes. So of course we've no idea about this new gadget or gizmo.
But of course, the customers can't seem to comprehend that you don't watch the paparazzi filled, reality basted donut that is television. Which confuses them and in turn makes them angry that you've no idea what they're talking about. And why don't you? You should be able to know automatically what each customer wants upon your being hired. But alas, here comes your savior. The teenage spirit who lives and breathes I Love New York and A Shot at Love with Tila Tequila and agrees with Chris Crocker about how people should lay off Britney. He knows of this miraculous wonder product. His sleep deprived, Pepsi rotted brain knows exactly where to find it. Off they trot together to save the world and change the lives of the immediate family with the Air-Powered Turkey Baster from the Bobby Flay collection.
Another customer down, reveling in with glee that Stewart was able to help find the over-priced contraption that will be returned the day after thanksgiving because it didn't work like it showed on TV.
Some of you watch TV and might've caught a glimpse of this miraculous, life changing product and know exactly what it is and where to find it in the confusing maze that is your store. Others of you, like me, don't watch TV either for lack of time or annoyance at seeing Britney's ass and kids on the screen every five minutes. So of course we've no idea about this new gadget or gizmo.
But of course, the customers can't seem to comprehend that you don't watch the paparazzi filled, reality basted donut that is television. Which confuses them and in turn makes them angry that you've no idea what they're talking about. And why don't you? You should be able to know automatically what each customer wants upon your being hired. But alas, here comes your savior. The teenage spirit who lives and breathes I Love New York and A Shot at Love with Tila Tequila and agrees with Chris Crocker about how people should lay off Britney. He knows of this miraculous wonder product. His sleep deprived, Pepsi rotted brain knows exactly where to find it. Off they trot together to save the world and change the lives of the immediate family with the Air-Powered Turkey Baster from the Bobby Flay collection.
Another customer down, reveling in with glee that Stewart was able to help find the over-priced contraption that will be returned the day after thanksgiving because it didn't work like it showed on TV.
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