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    So, I get a taco pizza out of the oven at work. I cut it, thow it on a pan and pour on some picante salsa.

    Spread it around with a spatula, set that spatula under a slice. I grab the bucket of lettuce from under the table the pizza is on, and top the pizza with lettuce.

    As I'm setting the lettuce bucket back under the table, I hit the spatula, catapulting a taco slice into the air. I turn slowly to follow it, as it does a slow-motion 360... and dumps taco goo ad cheese on my shoulder, lettuce in my hair, and cheese on my glasses.

    I finish turning with the slice, lettuce bucket still in hand, as the taco slice falls face-up on the lid.

    I could never do that again. We all got a great laugh, though.

  • #2
    So now you know why your SO nuzzles your hair a lot. Looking for food scraps...

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    • #3
      Makes a lot of sense... he DOES enjoy that particular piza

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      • #4
        Having a particular mental image of unholypet wearing tacos, I'm wondering whether it would be wise to ask for pictures or not....
        A PSA, if I may, as well as another.

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        • #5
          Lol.. too many bad jokes to make.

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          • #6
            No such thing as bad jokes, just jokes in bad taste.
            A PSA, if I may, as well as another.

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            • #7
              Quoth crazylegs View Post
              No such thing as bad jokes, just jokes in bad taste.
              I'd challenge that statement, but I've had to use brain-bleach to erase the memories of the TRULY bad ones... and not the "so bad it's funny" bad either, but absolutely horribly pathetic attempts at humor by idiots who think any insult if a laugh riot.
              ...WHY DO YOU TEMPT WHAT LITTLE FAITH IN HUMANITY I HAVE!?! -- Kalga
              And I want a pony for Christmas but neither of us is getting what we want OK! What you are asking is impossible. -- Wicked Lexi

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