The bathrooms again?! (Possibly gross stories)

[unholypet]

I'm always posting here about what I clean in the bathrooms...

Guess what was in there today?



















Nothing! Heh. What's the weirdest things you all have ever found in a weird spot?

[ArenaBoy]

Weirdest things? Well then.

I have found the following.

- Plenty of used condoms, some with fluids still in there. Weirdest spot was under a car.

- A beer bottle stuffed on top of a tree branch.

- A thong. Stuffed on top of a barrel.

[unholypet]

- Baby food jar (empty) inside a (used) diaper on the women's potty floor, and a plastic spoon with some pizza crust in the garbage can.

- Setting up my cut table for work, before hours, were little punch-out paper circles with smiley faces on them.

- Dog doodie on the hallway floor.

- Finding a hairbrush in a pile of throw-up, with pizza on the brush.

[PaRaGaS]

Nothing. The customers stole our toilet brush tho.
Which leads to this WTF moment:

It's sunday, the opening, and it's only me and two managers.
8:30AM we open. 8:40AM enter a bunch of old men.
We're behind the counter, talking (the kitchen is all set, we can accept a few orders without any rush).
The men wander around, talk to each other and then leave.

Our shift manager notices them just then, goes WTF and follows them.
And as she comes back, she says (loudly) "get the fuck away from MY toilet!"

[RecoveringKinkoid]

Foot Worshipper magazine shoved behind the mirror in the bathroom at Kinko's.

Bong inside color printer at a lab I used to work at.

Bathtub sitting in woods. Which was convenient, because I was in the market for a darkroom sink, which I couln't afford. Talk about your serendipity.

[AnaKhouri]

In the sanitary napkin disposal units:

Stockings, sometimes with the underwear in them as well.

A half-full can of beer.

The prize goes to my former co-worker L though, she once found the packaging for a vibrator in there. Couldn't wait to get home, huh?

[Sylvia727]

The prize goes to my former co-worker L though, she once found the packaging for a vibrator in there. Couldn't wait to get home, huh?

I wonder how that went

Innocent Bystander goes into the bathroom and locks herself in a stall. The next stall over, she hears a weird humming noise. Gee, I really wish that woman would stop humming, it's so obnoxious, she thinks. (In my head, IB is a schoolgirl, possibly Amish or Catholic.) Then, as she's pulling her pants back up, she hears "Oh, yes! Oh, YES! OH MY GOD, YES!!!" followed by loud moaning and gasping.

IB: and runs for the door. (Let's just hope she carries Germ-X in her purse).

[RetailActress]

In our women's clothing store, we have a bathroom available for customer use.

Yesterday, I opened the door to it, and switched on the light, and .......... it seemed that someone had spilled coffee on the floor.

Except it wasn't coffee.

And it was splattered and smeared EVERYWHERE.

**** UTTER SHOCK ****

We HAD TO clean it up immediately; I mean, we HAD TO!!! Thank goodness we have a plentiful supply of latex gloves and disinfectant products.

I will be haunted by this horrid experience for a long, long time.

GAAAAHHHHH <retch>,

R.A.

[Can I Help Your A$$?]

When I worked for the children's theatre (professional union playhouse for children) I found

*A mini bottle of vodka, after a school show (where only students and teachers come) under a seat

* A goblet of red wine on the floor under a seat

* A pair of panties in my concession stand, large, snakeskin print

* A note in child-scrawl saying, and I paraphraze: "Jake sed he wood lik my vagyna 2nite"

[crazylegs]

Nothing! Heh. What's the weirdest things you all have ever found in a weird spot?

A 32C bra in the back of a green vauxhall corsa, alongside a pregnancy testing kit...

[BookstoreEscapee]

We used to find Playboy magazine in religion section all the time. I figure it was some sort of atonement thing - if you read it in religion, you won't go to hell?

[Retail Associate]

I found a pound of raw hamburger (gray from age) under a base deck in the pet dept. We smelled it for weeks but couldn't find where the smell was coming from. I found it purely by accident while redoing a planogram.

One day after cleaning out the fitting rooms I found a pair of boys underwear full of s**t. Along with them was an empty 3-pack underwear bag. Someone had stolen one pair of new underwear then wrapped the soiled pair up inside the other two.

My co-worker found an opened, empty beer can in the fitting room.

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[Rapscallion]

A 32C bra in the back of a green vauxhall corsa, alongside a pregnancy testing kit...

I object to that!

34C! Don't forget it!

Rapscallion

[Mr. Security]

Well lets see and i'll just stick to the bathroom

- Male drunk passed out in the bathroom stall(this happens every other day now that it's winter)

- 2 Male drunks passed out in a stall with a bottle of mouth wash, beer and/or any type of alcohol , add paint thinner and other solvents.

- drunk Female passed out in Male bathroom, ditto for Male in female sometimes together doing drunken sex(nothing like seeing 2 drunk, horribly smelly homeless drunks go at it)

- Last week I found in the male bathroom a bag that had a wet female bathing suit, shower cap, pool shoes, half eaten cake and one or 2 more things I can't remember right now


- A nice big pile of puke and shit mixed in

- a Laptop

- Cell phones

I've found lots of interesting things at a public library washroom

[Parrothead]

Grocery store women's restroom:

-Two mini vodka bottles, empty.
-Lots of home pregnancy tests.

And the weird two:

-Two boys. One was 9-10ish the other was 11-12ish.
-An adult male, around 35-40ish.