Ah, the races, where the cream of society descend and spend an obscene amount of money in one week (one pub made £10,000 in clear PROFIT yesterday)
Things I have seen
Two drunk Irish midgets fighting (wtf?)
People parking in a Box Junction
Lap Dancers walking up the road wearing (in)appropriate attire
Punters ripping up their tickets and throwing it to the ground in the street two yards infront of me
An 18y/o diabetic heroin addict smashed out of his face on Ketamine
Things I have done
Made above litterer pick up said ticket upon pain of £50 ($100) fine
Grabbed a drunk and stopped him from falling in front of a bus
Become a walking Sat Nav
Answered the question 'How tall are you' nine times in two days
Ahhh, one more day to go.
Things I have seen
Two drunk Irish midgets fighting (wtf?)
People parking in a Box Junction
Lap Dancers walking up the road wearing (in)appropriate attire
Punters ripping up their tickets and throwing it to the ground in the street two yards infront of me
An 18y/o diabetic heroin addict smashed out of his face on Ketamine
Things I have done
Made above litterer pick up said ticket upon pain of £50 ($100) fine
Grabbed a drunk and stopped him from falling in front of a bus
Become a walking Sat Nav
Answered the question 'How tall are you' nine times in two days
Ahhh, one more day to go.
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