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  • Races and the things I have seen/done

    Ah, the races, where the cream of society descend and spend an obscene amount of money in one week (one pub made £10,000 in clear PROFIT yesterday)

    Things I have seen
    Two drunk Irish midgets fighting (wtf?)
    People parking in a Box Junction
    Lap Dancers walking up the road wearing (in)appropriate attire
    Punters ripping up their tickets and throwing it to the ground in the street two yards infront of me
    An 18y/o diabetic heroin addict smashed out of his face on Ketamine

    Things I have done
    Made above litterer pick up said ticket upon pain of £50 ($100) fine
    Grabbed a drunk and stopped him from falling in front of a bus
    Become a walking Sat Nav
    Answered the question 'How tall are you' nine times in two days

    Ahhh, one more day to go.
    A PSA, if I may, as well as another.

  • #2
    so how tall are you?


    sorry couldnt resist





    also whats a punter?

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    • #3
      Quoth flyinghi View Post
      also whats a punter?
      the people betting.
      - Boochan

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      • #4
        Person requiring your services, usually applied to a "happy go lucky" type. From, I think, "taking a punt"; a reckless but small bet on the off chance of a big win.
        ludo ergo sum

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        • #5
          I always thought a "punter" was a bar patron, or "customer".
          Too tired of living and too tired to end it. What a conundrum.

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          • #6
            Quoth Ree View Post
            I always thought a "punter" was a bar patron, or "customer".
            Its interchangable (sp?)
            A PSA, if I may, as well as another.

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