Perfect Ann and shoes

[blas]

So Ann the tattletale was at it again. At the local Wal-Mart, you can now buy a closed heel version of Crocs. They aren't as ugly as original crocs, either. If we go word by word of the dress code, they are allowable (not Crocs, but these knockoffs).

She threw a FIT when she saw two girls each had a pair of those shoes. They were so noticeable because they were bright orange. I decided I'm buying a pair this weekend and am going to wear them Sunday, and if she dares try anything with me, I'm going to call a meeting with her and my boss so we can settle it once for all, and make her sound like an idiot. We can make the truth come out, that she just has a problem with everyone and she tattles to make herself feel better and look important.

One of the most current reasons I am pissed at her is because she was making fun of a girl who goes to AA, yet it's no secret Ann is a severe alcoholic who won't seek help. Way to bring others down just to make yourself feel better.

Anyways, we had our employee meetings this morning. Ann, who normally goes on tirades because "I'm the only person who cares anymore, no one stays late or goes out of their way for this place, blah blah blah blah....I'm so perfect"....well....perfect Ann fell asleep at our meeting. And EVERYONE saw her! EVERYONE! Even our manager!

We all laughed our asses off. She's humiliated. Good.

[Kyree]

Awesome!

Are you gonna get the bright orange ones?

I hate little tattle tales like that. I've lost count of how many we have at the grocery store I work at. There's two just in my deli.

The head cashier is like that too. I came in wearing a pair of velvet-like black pants, and she told me I wasn't allowed to wear them because they were sweat pants, and sweat pants weren't allowed. I looked up our dress code, and it says "Black pants (no jeans)." (Not that I'd ever wear sweat pants to work.)

[blas]

Nope, I'm getting the hot pink or lime green ones......whichever one Wal-Mart has.

They're only $8, so it's not a big deal, I probably won't wear them often. Just to get her gourd.

Maybe I'm immature, but after everything she's personally done to me, hovering over me and my trainees, tattling rampantly on us, watching people like a hawk.....I think it's time one of her complaints turns into a meeting. A meeting where the truth comes out and she finally is forced to admit the only reason she tattles is because she hates herself and the only joy she has in life and the only way she gets any confidence is by getting other people in trouble.

And as far as her falling asleep........yes, it's my fault I told everyone about it. But it made for a good laugh. Perfect Ann who cares so much about the company, the only person who cares enough and puts any effort into anything (actually, the only effort she puts in is wearing out her damn chair by sitting on it all night), fell asleep at the meeting in front of the big boss!

[tropicsgoddess]

Wow...such dedication to her job that she falls asleep in a meeting IN front of the boss after all her snitching lip service. Oh joy! Hopefully the boss would put a black mark on her preciously perfect record or better yet....FIRE HER!

[rvdammit]

They're only $8, so it's not a big deal, I probably won't wear them often. Just to get her gourd.

Is it worth getting two pairs, one of each colour, so you can wear mismatched colours?

[blas]

Maybe so....we'll have to see!

They better have those shoes in my size, lol...I'm getting too excited!

[Seshat]

A meeting where the truth comes out and she finally is forced to admit the only reason she tattles is because she hates herself and the only joy she has in life and the only way she gets any confidence is by getting other people in trouble.

While I'm sure that would be satisfying, she won't admit that to others until she's ready to admit it to herself. The most you can expect is that other people will tell her such things, or that she'll get into trouble.

[Andara Bledin]

Heh. I've got a new word for you, blas.

While relaying this little gem to Nekojin, my tongue decided to take a short nap, so I couldn't manage the word "tattletale."

The new word: Tattleterror.

Enjoy.

^-.-^

[chops]

If we go word by word of the dress code, they are allowable (not Crocs, but these knockoffs).

...Croc-offs?

[blas]

Seshat, I don't think she'll ever admit it. However, last night out and about with a coworker, I learned something new. When Ann lies, her entire face turns red, the way it would if one were embarrassed or angry. So there's my ammo right there. I never realized it before.

Croc offs, that's great!

[blas]

BUMP!

UPDATE!

I got my fugly Crocoffs today. Except they were almost out so I didn't get multiple colors. But I DID get my hot pink

Next update on this will be Monday morning after I wear them to work.

[Peppergirl]

I can't wait to hear about Ann's cat-butt face when she sees you new shoes.

[Gwen_Goth]

aww dammit; i wanna know what happens... :P

(im so used to reading the backlogs here; where everything has already happened... this real-time thing is unnerving)

[Irving Patrick Freleigh]

Yeah Blas, what's the story here? What did Perfect Ann have to say about your new kicks?

[blas]

I couldn't wear the shoes because of wintry weather going on here today and tomorrow (the material the shoes are made of....foam....not waterproof!) and Perfect Ann wasn't there last night. Maybe she fell asleep.

What a great night it was not having her there.

I'll probably wear them tomorrow night or Wednesday night, whenever the weather gets a little drier.